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so

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hi uh well welcome everyone to truth

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seekers

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i'm your guest host tonight um

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i carry cassidy from project skim a lot

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and uh in the past steve kevin and i

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have had many disagreements

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um about the things that i talk about

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and he talked a lot of [\h__\h] on me and

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i threatened to sue him and i told him

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that he had to let me guest host to

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defend myself

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against these slanderous accusations

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that he has been raking against me

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and projects camelot um

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first of all yeah it's true reptilian

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aliens really do want to [\h__\h] us and eat

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us

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okay i have proof okay

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um about three years ago i

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uh was drinking heavily at the local bar

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and this uh strange man came in

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and he and he's trying to [\h__\h] me i

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think he was a reptilian

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alien okay i don't need proof

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i'm an empath and uh i'm sorry i'm a

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pre-con

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i get my superpowers mixed up okay

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and uh anyway

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he talked all this [\h__\h] about me

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okay say that i didn't have any evidence

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or proof

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and that's just not right okay i have

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dreams okay that's my proof

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okay i've been doing this a long time so

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much longer than this amateur

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steve campion all he does is talk a lot

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of [\h__\h]

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okay i i have super powers

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and uh you know

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i have whistleblowers it doesn't matter

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if my sources are murderers okay

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doesn't mean they're lying about the

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aliens just because they murdered a few

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people

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doesn't mean they're not trustworthy

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steve kambian

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okay and

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just because i used a court-martial

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child molester as a source about alien

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stories doesn't mean that story wasn't

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true

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so maybe he just like little kids and

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uh he knew stuff about aliens okay

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this is some [\h__\h] so anyway i told

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me how to stop talking trash about me

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and then i would come and co-host

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or uh well i told the guest host i don't

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want to co-host with that clown

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okay so i'm here tonight and we're going

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to be talking about reptilian

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aliens wanna [\h__\h] us need us uh

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alien anal probes and things like that

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okay and um

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you know and uh some of the revelations

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that i've been bringing to the world

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lately like

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there's 50 000 chinese troops amassed on

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the canadian border about to invade us

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but don't worry because president trump

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is still in control of the military

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you know a letter of the alphabet told

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me that it's got to be true

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and those chinese they got robots like

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they're like transformers

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and they're amassing on the mexican

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borders and there's these spider aliens

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they don't want to [\h__\h] us they just

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want to

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eat us right i

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am bringing only the truth to woke

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people

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woke enough to accept that truth use

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your discernment

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okay now we got some guests

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this is a panel show and if you want

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if you do want to become part of this

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historic occasion after all

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how many times does mr cambion get a big

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star like me carry cassidy from project

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scammerbot

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to be a guest host i mean this is a

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historic occasion

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you can be a part of the stream here's

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what you got to do you just got to email

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us

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at truthseekershow gmail.com

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and then we'll send you the show invite

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if you have a webcam and a microphone

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and a pair of headphones

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that helps you'll be able to join our

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show

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and i'm going to be making some special

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announcements uh about

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uh the the new galactic federation

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earth president donald trump okay

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it's all part of the plan okay

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you just gotta trust the scam and by the

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way send me some money

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okay the server's getting attacked every

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day

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uh by the deep state and i need money

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okay

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i need money for like face cream and

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you know tampons right

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lady things and by the way uh this

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is just a truth seekers uh special

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public you know service announcement

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tomorrow friends it's valentine's day so

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you gotta shave

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if your face gets a little stubbly like

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mine you know you just shave it don't be

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embarrassed it happens to all of us as

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we get older

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you know i can have a beard like a

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trucker in a few days if i don't shave

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it every day

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huh yeah and and you know look i gotta

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shave my underarms still

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and ladies you look tomorrow's

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valentine's day

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some of you have to be reminded that you

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probably should shave your

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valentine's gift for your special man

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okay and you men you got a manscape

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okay it's valentine's day tomorrow trim

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the damn bush

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okay it's valentine's day

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uh listen pragmatic i don't care about

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stupid girlfriend okay this is a

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historic

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no talk dance oh come on that's what i

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was doing for the second half

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v i was gonna do the tuck dance and go i

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would do me

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menstruate but you're probably right

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yeah okay but i still got my titties

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uh they're doing pretty good here yeah

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okay listen let's bring in our panel

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guests we have

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dr cameltoe is here and

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genocide is here so far

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those are the only people that showed up

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to our historic paddle show

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hosted by me oh there we go

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oh i like it dr cameltoe

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get kind of hot and horny just look

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at that beautiful camel toe it's amazing

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and i gotta take the background there we

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go jonas hi

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what do you think of this loser steve

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champion always trashing me

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about the reptilians that want to [\h__\h]

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us and eat us don't you think that's

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true well carrie we are sexy and

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delicious

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yeah exactly look at my titties

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i'm trying not to i'm a married man

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i don't care she might

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she can have you back when i'm done

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ravaging you

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well see here's the thing when we speak

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about the ce5

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protocols we need to understand that

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when aliens tell us that they want to

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focus anita's

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they don't necessarily mean they want to

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us anita they just mean

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that we would probably be a good

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supplement to their diet now when i was

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out there in eseti ranch following my

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my esati protocols by the way you should

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download my app that gets you

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nothing and will get you anywhere

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because you never do it right you have

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to be as good as me

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see what you don't understand is the

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atacama uh little mummy was

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but you see what are you doing

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you see but you don't have proof of what

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but that's kind of like trump would win

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by a landslide

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and then i predicted that joe biden

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would never step foot in a white house

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okay i was in the basement on that he's

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on a set

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it's a hollywood set that's not the

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white house i was right dr cavalto

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go ahead two weeks ago i was in the

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basement of the pentagon and they were

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telling us all these things about the

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new technologies that are coming

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and one of my insiders told me listen dr

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campbell tell

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you should probably apply your protocols

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to look for

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alien life somewhere else and i told

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them i have already done that in fact

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we've been in contact with many of these

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i have evidence you don't i

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afraid that you are uh listen remember

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we had a famous discussion once

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and i i wanted that to be okay dr

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the cameltoe won the debate

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listen he said that all aliens okay

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good guys would not be [\h__\h] us and

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eating us okay

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they weren't [\h__\h] and they want to

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eat us that's not a good alien doctor

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no i i have i have spoken to my sources

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and there's no evidence of them

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they just want to get to know that's why

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we need to follow the e steady protocol

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see e5 okay i have sources that say they

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do want to [\h__\h] us

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and they definitely eat us okay

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and i have dreams okay

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a new documentary coming up countdown to

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disclosure

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20 minutes of nonsense that will get you

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to have your own contact with extra

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dimensional beings

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sounds good yeah wow full of evidence

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and proof what you're saying

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cassidy you when's the last time you

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made a documentary

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listen i i i'm a big star hold on look

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look who's here it's david wilcock but

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he's got a mustache and a beard

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he looks so much more believable and

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cool yeah good job mr wilcock

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well thank you my inside sources gave

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inside sources i have insiders too but

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most of those guys are

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i did not see either david wilcock

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yeah i heard that you've got friends in

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the basement of the pentagon that are

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checking out those alien files dr kevin

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hello elizabeth

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oh no elizabeth i'm sorry elizabeth is

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okay uh dave wilcox hey you know people

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bust my wolves

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because all my predictions were wrong

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about the election

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and donald trump and you got it even

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worse wrong than me

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david wilcock you're a terrible psychic

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steve kidman says you're the world's

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worst psychic

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he just said i didn't have no

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superpowers he didn't call me

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the world's worst psychic like you

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ha ha i'm sorry who are you

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i'm carrie cassidy you started your

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career with me dumbass

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i'm from price i've never met her

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project scam a lot is famous okay

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it's famous we scammed davis is me

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well you got fake views though bro

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well i have been touring around the

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world too many intelligence insiders

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from south africa

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south china south mexico south united

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states

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south uk or everyone in the south just

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wants to contact aliens with the ce5

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protocol

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i am more famous because i have friends

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in inter-dimensional spaces

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um i don't think that's true okay

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well watch my latest documentary

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countdown to this closure

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uh i think i'm wearing pants regular

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pants in that documentary i don't

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remember

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it doesn't matter it's not about me

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wearing my tight polo shirt

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hey you know what you talked a lot of

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[\h__\h] about me too

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you're muted i'm totally muted

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wilcock i had to scare him off he's gone

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we're all safe now

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how do you like my my breasts are you

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like i did a good job

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okay i don't think it'd be okay for you

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to distract the people with your breath

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yeah i'm gonna tell you

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i'm like i am the second best dressed

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female in this stream

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mario is number one well dressed miss

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candy let me just try

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my gender because that was okay because

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i'm not a female

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see and that's why it's important to

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pretend

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dimensional beings they don't think

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concepts like gender is

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shut up stupid 5d

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when you follow the cdi protocols you

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will understand how

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important that is for you to use c5 inch

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i bet you like that moose knuckle yeah

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my

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what did you do with stephen is he like

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tied up in the basement with his family

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uh he apologized and said that i could

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be the guest did i tell you that two

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weeks ago i was in the basement of the

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pentagon with like around 50

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intelligence insiders i know i found it

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on a post-it note on the fridge

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yeah don't leave your classified stuff

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on the fridge stephen

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yeah okay david that was a problem we

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shouldn't be classifying these things

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the audience deserves to know the truth

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that's why you should pay 500 for my

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course where i take you somewhere in the

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mountains

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for you to not only look at my very

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tight polos and my shorts

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but actually follow the cec e5 protocols

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and come in contact with aliens

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yeah it's about time here you've been

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here i don't like it when

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the live chat's a sausage party so

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always happy to see that lovely females

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coming here um i i think they all came

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here to see what i'd be wearing tonight

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and this is a very special dress

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moves me when mrs cambion it was in her

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trash pile

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but you know if it's real nice

354
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when i caught that daily

355
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oh yeah yeah and her uh champion's

356
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children were a little confused

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when they saw me yeah i got this from

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the uh the boo and on shaman by the way

359
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i looted it from his dead body

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oh i thought he's in prison right

361
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not anymore we should be calling for

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unity in humanity when i

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contacted my alien friend yesterday in

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the 5d

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dimension he told me that we should be

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uh i'd like to unite with you dr cavelto

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well if you want to unite with me i will

368
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recommend that you buy my book

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following all the things download the

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app

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now it used to be free but we realized

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that we needed to grasp a little

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more so now we charge you to download my

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app

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which i first told you is going to be

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free but now you have to pay to actually

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follow the protocols

378
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um okay you can meditate and then aliens

379
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show up and this isn't consumer fraud

380
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right the aliens really show up if you

381
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:00,240
pay to ten dollars right

382
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now mainstream media would say that the

383
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tiny little atacama mummy

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that i discovered was fake and it was

385
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just a human but actually

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it is an interdimensional being which is

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evidence that we've investigated before

388
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it was the way there was a mold of your

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penis

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now we have beyonce it was for real it

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was fake but

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it made a lot of money so good for you

393
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dr cavilto

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and you're never going to give any of

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that money back are you

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what money well when we transcend 5d we

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don't really need money that's why these

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interdimensional beings want to speak to

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us

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we need to let go of our possessions

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here that's why most of the time i just

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wear shorts in a tight polo

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i'm not interested in anything else

404
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we're going to bring up our friend

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terry hi hello

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terry help me with my boobs and my hair

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tonight i look fabulous thank you terry

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this is so nice of you and mrs campion

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she said i looked a lot less like an old

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hag with better makeup

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oh she lied

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so joe decide uh you a lot of trash

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okay

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you ever been raped by a draco overlord

415
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they want to eat us okay they do

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it's true sexy and delicious yeah we are

417
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some of us more than others yeah

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phil sorry for stephen's kids they were

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they laughed

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after they stopped crying okay i should

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i said hello

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they cried a lot they said oh my god

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it's like a nightmare mommy

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and then they uh they left okay

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mommy what's wrong with their

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four-year-old lunch said

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that's not right mom that's not right

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you gotta get in here lee yeah where's

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that

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slacker lee miltman he's in every

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youtube chat in the history of youtube

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chats but he's not here

433
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slapper i was gonna make my usual joke

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but i think i might offend him so i'm

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not going to

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libor activated i have to apologize i

437
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was getting a briefing from one of my

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insiders at the pentagon base

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i i i hope my tight polos are not

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00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:47,360
distracting to you my intention is not

441
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to distract anyone in the chat here

442
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:52,480
it's not about me it's about disclosure

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so sexy though

444
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:55,440
that was pretty impressive i'm not gonna

445
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lie

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00:22:01,430 --> 00:21:59,360
how do you do that you have to

447
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:01,440
understand that i'm not here

448
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:03,919
to distract you from the truth this is

449
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:05,200
just about

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what we need to do to bring together the

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00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:08,559
5d

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00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:11,200
interactions following the ce5 protocol

453
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buy my book download the app

454
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:15,360
pay me for a retrieve in the mountains

455
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:18,720
where i show you absolutely nothing

456
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:20,960
well that's not fair i heard you use

457
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:23,200
drones do you use drones and fraud

458
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:32,789
the beings are trying to interact with

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all of us so what they do is

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they send the signal oh wait we have

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nothing

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it has been documented i i've seen it

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wait a minute dr

464
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council we're crossing streams right now

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yeah this is going to get

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messy this guy jiggy juice

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he's talked a lot of [\h__\h] about me

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haven't you

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right you're just some big black bully

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okay

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big scary black man bullying

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bad i'm an i'm a lady okay

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i'm lady jiggy juice and you talked a

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lot of [\h__\h] about me didn't you

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i don't think that was funny at one bit

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okay

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i talked [\h__\h] about you wasn't it it was

478
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you and that smoker guy

479
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the other guy the white one wasn't me

480
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smoked king yeah that's his name look at

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well you have to understand

482
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on my own show his water broke

483
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you should tell us the story about how

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carrot top and some other dude try to

485
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tag team you because we lost that

486
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from our other show oh really oh okay

487
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yeah once upon a time carrot top and

488
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some other dude try to tag team

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terry joyce in a hotel room

490
00:24:05,669 --> 00:24:03,440
yeah so rude of character what is

491
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important here is to not forget about

492
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:07,039
getting in contact with the

493
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:10,000
inter-dimensional one in time please

494
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:11,600
okay go ahead i'm crazy this is not

495
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about me i drank a little bit too much

496
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at christmas and i kind of spilled the

497
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beans to my family just like you know

498
00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:18,080
how you have like a christmas

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conversation

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oh by the way carrie talk blink blink

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blink blink blank

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and of course you know you keep

503
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my family has a sense of humor i guess

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you know so

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you know we're all laughing or whatever

506
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but my mom really hated it

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and one time my mom you know uh called

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me up and she says

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terry i had this dream about carrot top

510
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and and i said really yes and she goes

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and i went right

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up to him and i said what you did to my

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daughter i think it's just

514
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absolutely disgusting and stop tweezing

515
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your eyebrows

516
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:01,200
and that was her dream but um

517
00:25:08,149 --> 00:25:04,320
yeah the infamous uh uh uh

518
00:25:10,630 --> 00:25:08,159
carrot top story yeah he uh i went out

519
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and uh i met him at the improv there was

520
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like some

521
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some people at the improv that were

522
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:14,480
hanging out there's a guy

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that was uh staying it with my brother

524
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and i my brother and i were roommates he

525
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was a comedian he was good friends with

526
00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:21,840
carrot top

527
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and he was like you know you've got to

528
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come out and hang out with us at the

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improv so i did

530
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and then we went we went to the viper

531
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room all right which is which is the

532
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:32,400
first time i've ever been there

533
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and uh so that was all exciting and then

534
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:38,960
and i actually saw perry farrell

535
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and we went back to his motel and i

536
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i think they smoked a little weed like

537
00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:54,640
you know there was

538
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alcohol and we're just having a

539
00:25:59,750 --> 00:25:57,679
conversation and just

540
00:26:01,669 --> 00:25:59,760
right out of the blue he just says hey

541
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:01,679
do you mind if i masturbate in front of

542
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:02,960
you guys

543
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:04,720
you know just like what are those

544
00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:06,400
moments where you're just like okay what

545
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:07,600
the hell's happening now

546
00:26:10,789 --> 00:26:08,960
you know like like it's not like you're

547
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:10,799
really expecting it and it's not like i

548
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:12,480
love how mario went away

549
00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:14,400
every day you hear you care like you're

550
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:16,640
having a personal life experience where

551
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:18,720
carrot top is even saying that like

552
00:26:22,149 --> 00:26:20,320
the whole thing is kind of surreal in

553
00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:22,159
the first place right

554
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:24,080
and it was just one of those moments

555
00:26:27,029 --> 00:26:25,440
like i thought well i i

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00:26:29,029 --> 00:26:27,039
you know part of me went well you know

557
00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:29,039
it'd be more interesting story

558
00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:32,159
if i go sure why not

559
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:36,080
because because like when would you ever

560
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:36,480
see

561
00:26:40,789 --> 00:26:38,640
carrot top whip it out right you know

562
00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:40,799
and because i'm weird like that

563
00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:43,760
but after it was going down right and

564
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:44,400
i'm like

565
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:46,400
and also i didn't want to be rude right

566
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:47,440
it's like well do you mind if i

567
00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:48,720
masturbate from you i'm like well you

568
00:26:51,669 --> 00:26:50,080
took us out and everything so i guess

569
00:26:53,830 --> 00:26:51,679
like maybe it's okay you know

570
00:26:55,669 --> 00:26:53,840
um you should have at least like pulled

571
00:26:57,669 --> 00:26:55,679
your titties out or something give him

572
00:26:59,590 --> 00:26:57,679
some help while he masturbates in front

573
00:27:02,630 --> 00:26:59,600
of me did the carpet match the drapes

574
00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:02,640
yes yeah it does

575
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:05,840
and um and this was like he was on uh

576
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:09,440
this was when he he he just was uh

577
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:11,840
what said um rolling stone he was on the

578
00:27:15,029 --> 00:27:13,440
cover of rolling stone right after that

579
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:15,039
he just did a tonight show

580
00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:17,200
which by the way was funny i mean like a

581
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:18,320
lot of people

582
00:27:21,669 --> 00:27:20,399
let me put down carrot top but even at

583
00:27:23,029 --> 00:27:21,679
that time he was like already a

584
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:23,039
millionaire

585
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:26,240
and uh you know for a prop comic

586
00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:28,880
he's funny he has clever he's not just

587
00:27:31,909 --> 00:27:29,679
stupid about

588
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:31,919
it somebody wants to know if carrot top

589
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:34,320
uses props on you

590
00:27:39,269 --> 00:27:36,799
oh yeah no you know i never did carrot

591
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:39,279
top actually i turned them down like

592
00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:42,480
as it as it happened and i realized that

593
00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:44,559
they wouldn't have a threesome

594
00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:47,679
my friend and i i i just kind of backed

595
00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:48,640
off because i really

596
00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:52,240
didn't want to do that and um

597
00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:54,720
yeah i said i gotta go because you know

598
00:27:59,269 --> 00:27:55,440
because you know

599
00:28:01,590 --> 00:27:59,279
fun you should have did it

600
00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:01,600
how many people get to get tag team by

601
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:03,679
carrot top and a friend

602
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:05,279
come on that would've been a better

603
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:07,279
story if you let him

604
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:10,399
tag team you do the double d i'm not

605
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:12,080
another woman that it happened to

606
00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:14,399
you in the pink one of this thing she

607
00:28:18,389 --> 00:28:16,000
goes you know uh

608
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:18,399
carrot top you know hit on me one time

609
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:19,360
at a gay bar

610
00:28:23,029 --> 00:28:21,840
and i was like oh yeah he hit on me too

611
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:23,039
so you know

612
00:28:26,389 --> 00:28:24,480
it's kind of like it's kind of like

613
00:28:28,549 --> 00:28:26,399
smoking pot with tommy chong

614
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:28,559
like a lot of people have that story i

615
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:29,520
have one

616
00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:31,600
right but then like there's also the

617
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:33,520
carrot top wanting to do something kinky

618
00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:34,880
with you story

619
00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:37,360
yeah more common than you would you

620
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:38,559
would you would

621
00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:45,350
yeah so you didn't bang him

622
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:48,480
even after he said just me yeah yeah

623
00:28:50,389 --> 00:28:49,039
okay so

624
00:28:52,470 --> 00:28:50,399
you're going to the next level yeah i

625
00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:52,480
ran out of the room and i was like hit

626
00:28:59,590 --> 00:28:52,720
an

627
00:29:00,389 --> 00:28:59,600
only you know full-on whatever it was

628
00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:00,399
angry

629
00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:02,720
and um he looked at me because hey what

630
00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:04,080
about you and me what if i just you and

631
00:29:05,990 --> 00:29:04,399
me

632
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:06,000
and i was like no that's okay i won't

633
00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:07,600
tell the hollywood reporter and then i

634
00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:10,840
just went into the elevator and went

635
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:12,480
down

636
00:29:15,669 --> 00:29:14,640
you know he tried it again you know by

637
00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:15,679
himself but

638
00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:18,480
i just still i still didn't want to do

639
00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:18,880
it

640
00:29:22,149 --> 00:29:20,720
you know because because because they

641
00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:22,159
work in that world and

642
00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:24,000
like once you start doing that you know

643
00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:32,230
how am i going to tell my mom or not my

644
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:33,440
mom but you know tell people like oh

645
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:33,919
yeah

646
00:29:41,669 --> 00:29:37,120
you know who did you do that was famous

647
00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:41,679
no i just

648
00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:43,440
let me tell you the time that i got

649
00:29:49,510 --> 00:29:46,320
double teamed by carrot top

650
00:29:50,070 --> 00:29:49,520
story now that's a shame two in the pink

651
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:50,080
one

652
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:51,600
sorry i guess i shouldn't really be

653
00:29:55,990 --> 00:29:53,120
saying it i mean like

654
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:56,000
i mean i i mean no offense i i the

655
00:29:59,669 --> 00:29:57,840
world's so demented now i'm sure it's

656
00:30:02,310 --> 00:29:59,679
not gonna hurt him if i said that carrot

657
00:30:04,549 --> 00:30:02,320
top you know wanted to double team me

658
00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:04,559
like that's gonna ruin his reputation

659
00:30:10,389 --> 00:30:06,720
you know what i mean

660
00:30:12,389 --> 00:30:10,399
like it's hollywood right whatever

661
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:12,399
i want to know carrie cassidy who have

662
00:30:18,389 --> 00:30:14,240
you been gangbanged by

663
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:18,399
yeah who hasn't she been in gangbang

664
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:20,000
it's probably a smaller list of who

665
00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:22,000
hasn't gang bang terry joyce

666
00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:25,360
yeah well

667
00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:27,600
when we were in the pentagon basement

668
00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:28,960
i'm pretty sure i saw

669
00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:31,360
kerry cassidy being surrounded by a

670
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:32,000
bunch of

671
00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:34,799
extraterrestrial dimensional beings some

672
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:36,000
of them with their clothes

673
00:30:40,149 --> 00:30:38,960
out so my guess is after the ce5

674
00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:40,159
protocol work

675
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:42,000
carrie cassidy got into some sort of

676
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:47,909
um did they take her did they take her

677
00:30:50,789 --> 00:30:49,039
to the viper room

678
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:50,799
like did they just like gang banger or

679
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:52,240
did they kind of like

680
00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:55,200
grease her up a little bit you know do

681
00:30:58,070 --> 00:30:56,159
they

682
00:30:59,509 --> 00:30:58,080
listen i'm gonna be an older woman i

683
00:31:02,549 --> 00:30:59,519
need a lot of greasing up

684
00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:02,559
i need a lot of lubrication okay things

685
00:31:08,389 --> 00:31:05,279
don't work down there very good anymore

686
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:08,399
extra lube i'll fix i use crisco

687
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:10,480
a whole bucket of it just put it down

688
00:31:16,230 --> 00:31:12,080
there rub it all

689
00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:16,240
in it gets everything moving

690
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:23,909
i don't even know what to say to that

691
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:26,720
okay uh next topic please we're done

692
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:27,760
talking about

693
00:31:32,630 --> 00:31:30,640
terry joyce getting gang-banged and uh

694
00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:32,640
terry joyce getting double-teamed by

695
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:35,600
carrot crop and his friend okay all

696
00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:36,240
right

697
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:39,120
here let me ask you something uh have

698
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:39,840
you ever

699
00:31:48,389 --> 00:31:43,600
done a threesome with uh with uh

700
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:48,399
uh the uh pen uh captain mark richards

701
00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:51,120
oh yeah yeah yeah when the guards aren't

702
00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:51,919
looking i

703
00:31:58,549 --> 00:31:55,440
i i suck as [\h__\h] do you

704
00:31:58,870 --> 00:31:58,559
oh yeah all the time yeah those guards

705
00:32:00,870 --> 00:31:58,880
they're

706
00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:00,880
lazy so they look away and i'm pretty

707
00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:02,399
good at it so i can

708
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:04,720
i get right down on it real quick and he

709
00:32:08,149 --> 00:32:06,320
comes look at me split because he's

710
00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:08,159
surrounded by men and i'm just a hot

711
00:32:13,190 --> 00:32:09,200
woman

712
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:13,200
he loves me but that's personal

713
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:14,960
okay well i heard that remember where

714
00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:16,960
you got in trouble because i think that

715
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:17,519
you

716
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:23,919
little too seductive was that yeah i'm

717
00:32:29,509 --> 00:32:26,320
so seductive look at my breasts

718
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:29,519
right and i'm just too sexy so they told

719
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:30,559
me to go home

720
00:32:34,389 --> 00:32:32,240
and put like a turtleneck on and come

721
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:34,399
back because i was just too sexy for

722
00:32:38,149 --> 00:32:35,120
that prison

723
00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:38,159
okay do you think that your uh

724
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:40,880
obsession with him maybe like you know i

725
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:42,880
mean obviously he's not an obsession

726
00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:46,000
he talks to aliens okay about him does

727
00:32:48,389 --> 00:32:47,200
it cloud your discernment i mean

728
00:32:51,909 --> 00:32:48,399
obviously

729
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:51,919
i know i i i very clear

730
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:54,480
oh look here here's robin eagle song is

731
00:33:03,990 --> 00:32:57,519
here as well

732
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:16,149
i don't know i'm very quick

733
00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:19,830
oh yes it is i'm glad just here okay

734
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:22,159
am i the one who has the echo yes of

735
00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:23,600
course

736
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:27,200
hold on i put echo cancellation but it

737
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:28,559
ain't helping

738
00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:31,440
maybe that oh there we go i i think it's

739
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:39,590
this is a great dumpster i don't know

740
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:40,720
how that

741
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:44,960
dumpster fire nightmare fuel

742
00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:47,760
this pragmatic guy he could suck my left

743
00:33:53,830 --> 00:33:48,640
kitty

744
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:53,840
okay in the live chat

745
00:34:01,750 --> 00:33:57,120
and my hair is really itchy

746
00:34:10,389 --> 00:34:04,830
ew body lace i don't know

747
00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:10,399
tmi scabies can you like fry those

748
00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:12,240
carrie cassidy always has tech pro

749
00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:14,079
there's one all these people are in a

750
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:15,839
live chat talking [\h__\h]

751
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:20,000
okay i'm a star i run project scam a lot

752
00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:22,320
and you don't okay deal with it and i

753
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:23,520
have super powers

754
00:34:26,790 --> 00:34:26,240
okay yeah what are you super powers

755
00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:26,800
again

756
00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:30,480
i forgot i i'm she can make toast

757
00:34:35,349 --> 00:34:33,520
she can do uh cups of tea and coffee she

758
00:34:37,349 --> 00:34:35,359
could do like a steak at medium rare

759
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:37,359
that's about it

760
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:41,839
okay she can [\h__\h] really well too

761
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:43,359
right no not that well it's not that

762
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:45,520
believable that's like almost a super

763
00:34:51,909 --> 00:34:48,560
human superpower i [\h__\h] so good

764
00:34:59,190 --> 00:34:55,190
[\h__\h] cory

765
00:34:59,829 --> 00:34:59,200
or you guys learned everything they know

766
00:35:01,349 --> 00:34:59,839
from me

767
00:35:03,349 --> 00:35:01,359
i'm the guy that originated talking

768
00:35:04,150 --> 00:35:03,359
about secret space program guys that

769
00:35:27,430 --> 00:35:04,160
were really

770
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:42,230
you have to speak to her aramaic

771
00:35:45,829 --> 00:35:44,550
see finally some positive thoughts i

772
00:35:47,109 --> 00:35:45,839
like that they thank you for the

773
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:47,119
positive thoughts

774
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:48,960
i do need help i need you to send me

775
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:50,160
some money okay

776
00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:53,680
i need money um to keep my show going i

777
00:35:59,670 --> 00:35:56,000
need some money

778
00:36:01,510 --> 00:35:59,680
how much you need eight million dollars

779
00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:01,520
eight million dollars ought to do it

780
00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:03,200
steven dressed to the nines mrs true

781
00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:04,480
seeker is gonna have a long night

782
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:05,280
tonight

783
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:07,760
check your face she won't let me wear

784
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:08,800
this later

785
00:36:16,230 --> 00:36:13,040
she won't let me nope

786
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:16,240
ascension what

787
00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:18,800
hey carrie you gotta you got a potential

788
00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:20,560
suitor in the chat by the name

789
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:22,560
wait a minute look here's another

790
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:24,960
another trash talker

791
00:36:29,829 --> 00:36:28,240
trash talk keeps this pregnancy guy you

792
00:36:31,829 --> 00:36:29,839
you're on a live chat talking a lot of

793
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:31,839
[\h__\h] where are you we have you on the

794
00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:33,680
big screen i've got a mute

795
00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:41,670
mary mary was watching going what the

796
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:42,560
[\h__\h]

797
00:36:47,109 --> 00:36:45,280
is happening i don't care about mary i

798
00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:47,119
got bigger than kissing her right there

799
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:50,240
okay voluptuous

800
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:52,960
and luscious than mary's breasts okay i

801
00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:54,160
don't know what you're doing with her

802
00:36:59,510 --> 00:36:57,520
i challenge you to a breath stuff

803
00:37:01,190 --> 00:36:59,520
well i'm not going to be getting naked

804
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:01,200
today okay

805
00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:03,280
this is the first time i've guessed it

806
00:37:06,550 --> 00:37:04,880
we're going to keep this

807
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:06,560
class i'm talking about marinating and

808
00:37:13,109 --> 00:37:08,720
cooking chicken breasty pepper

809
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:13,119
oh okay what scary-ass shitty

810
00:37:17,349 --> 00:37:15,440
and we lost robin somehow maybe she's

811
00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:17,359
going to sweat out her technical issues

812
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:18,640
and she'll come back

813
00:37:35,990 --> 00:37:32,630
hey everybody so steven uh sent me

814
00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:36,000
a picture of this in twitter and she's

815
00:37:41,349 --> 00:37:38,000
like yeah i'm going live

816
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:41,359
beautiful okay i'm an artist

817
00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:44,240
okay i'm an artist oh so you just called

818
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:44,720
yourself

819
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:48,320
stephen would say that

820
00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:57,270
can i ask you a question you can see

821
00:38:01,990 --> 00:37:58,720
anything you want honey

822
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:02,000
okay so why do you use a lot

823
00:38:05,990 --> 00:38:04,640
lions or like leopards and some of your

824
00:38:08,230 --> 00:38:06,000
jaguars

825
00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:08,240
because they got big they got big balls

826
00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:09,440
and big dicks

827
00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:12,960
use them

828
00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:15,839
that's fair that checks out that checks

829
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:17,280
out i might start using gorillas you

830
00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:18,800
ever seen a package on an average

831
00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:21,200
gorilla it's huge man they got a big

832
00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:22,160
[\h__\h]

833
00:38:26,069 --> 00:38:25,040
whoa not that i support or endorse uh

834
00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:26,079
bestiality

835
00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:29,200
between humans and gorillas but that

836
00:38:39,349 --> 00:38:31,200
should just penises on those things when

837
00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:41,270
we're people talking [\h__\h] carrying

838
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:43,440
cassie just keeps your spider babies

839
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:44,400
away from me

840
00:38:49,349 --> 00:38:46,960
and everything is cool so how hung are

841
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:49,359
the different type of aliens

842
00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:51,760
like all the reptilian aliens oh they

843
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:52,800
hung baby

844
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:54,480
yeah that's why they like to [\h__\h] us

845
00:38:57,910 --> 00:38:56,560
anita's every time i look at carrie

846
00:39:00,150 --> 00:38:57,920
cassidy i think

847
00:39:01,190 --> 00:39:00,160
uh she likes to eat you know or drink

848
00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:01,200
some chianti

849
00:39:07,990 --> 00:39:05,040
with some fiber yes yeah and i do that

850
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:11,349
the tuck dance yeah

851
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:14,400
i'm drinking pure vodka champion i

852
00:39:18,069 --> 00:39:16,880
raided camden's barn he's got some good

853
00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:18,079
vodka that's some good

854
00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:21,520
[\h__\h] whoa dr

855
00:39:26,790 --> 00:39:24,480
campbell i just emptied the whole bottle

856
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:26,800
under this big ass cup his kids gave me

857
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:30,640
so i've got to say moose knuckle mario

858
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:31,920
with the jorts

859
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:34,880
like really said it for me i'm loving my

860
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:35,520
my picture

861
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:38,720
is mario oh

862
00:39:59,589 --> 00:39:58,150
this is not a nightmare okay this is a

863
00:40:01,589 --> 00:39:59,599
dream come true

864
00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:01,599
for steve cambion because he got a real

865
00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:04,240
star to co-host his show

866
00:40:07,829 --> 00:40:06,720
oh now we're gonna get somebody this the

867
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:07,839
caliber of me

868
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:10,160
crazy carrie cassidy from project scam a

869
00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:11,520
lot to guest host again

870
00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:14,640
okay special event it looks like a like

871
00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:16,319
a flesh suit you're wearing i

872
00:40:19,510 --> 00:40:19,040
i gotta say it is very unnerving i can

873
00:40:23,349 --> 00:40:19,520
tell you

874
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:23,359
about it because you look so good

875
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:25,680
i can't tell you how quickly this look

876
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:26,800
came together for me

877
00:40:31,190 --> 00:40:29,760
it was just meant to be i guess you woke

878
00:40:33,589 --> 00:40:31,200
up that pretty

879
00:40:34,550 --> 00:40:33,599
yeah no miss candy and help me with the

880
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:34,560
makeup

881
00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:36,640
you know and things like that and my

882
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:38,400
blue

883
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:40,880
the boobages the the chesticles what did

884
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:42,800
you make them out of

885
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:45,520
i'm not gonna talk about my breasts okay

886
00:40:51,190 --> 00:40:46,880
yeah yeah

887
00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:54,710
they're all natural or not well

888
00:40:58,750 --> 00:40:56,880
oh daniel the contacts come on in the

889
00:41:01,990 --> 00:40:58,760
water is fine

890
00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:02,000
[Laughter]

891
00:41:08,069 --> 00:41:06,480
i hope

892
00:41:09,589 --> 00:41:08,079
oh no he can't swim at the moment he's

893
00:41:12,710 --> 00:41:09,599
got a bad foot

894
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:12,720
so that's right he's just got bit by

895
00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:15,680
uh yeah an australian spider right yeah

896
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:17,359
i can't wait for him to get his super

897
00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:18,720
powers

898
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:29,430
his hands are already sticky i bet

899
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:32,400
that's just from jiggy juice cheeky jigs

900
00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:39,270
yeah why is jiggy running around pissing

901
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:41,280
on people's backpacks that's what i want

902
00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:42,640
to know

903
00:41:45,829 --> 00:41:45,200
that's rude you're going in people's

904
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:45,839
dreams

905
00:41:53,349 --> 00:41:49,200
and pissing on their backpacks

906
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:53,359
yes the camera my urine is medicinal

907
00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:54,240
it's it's it's

908
00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:55,680
multi-purpose you can do anything with

909
00:41:59,030 --> 00:41:56,960
it you can wash your hair with it you

910
00:42:01,270 --> 00:41:59,040
can put it on infection

911
00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:01,280
whatever you have a cold just drink it

912
00:42:05,349 --> 00:42:02,800
do whatever you want to do with it

913
00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:05,359
boy i came back just in time to see that

914
00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:07,520
crotch shot who is that

915
00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:17,589
that's a baptism that's what that is hey

916
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:20,160
discovered when i was gone that the echo

917
00:42:24,550 --> 00:42:20,880
was me

918
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:24,560
i'm so sorry it wasn't uh you know

919
00:42:29,030 --> 00:42:26,720
we were selling on the show she's trying

920
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:29,040
to ruin my show she keeps me

921
00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:32,000
powerful female show host besides her

922
00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:33,599
it's just jealousy she did that on

923
00:42:38,230 --> 00:42:34,240
purpose

924
00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:38,240
okay um but i am i'm appropriately

925
00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:39,280
contrite

926
00:42:44,069 --> 00:42:41,839
over that major error uh okay i'm so

927
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:44,079
sorry as long as you apologize i don't

928
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:45,680
want to happen again i'm the queen [\h__\h]

929
00:42:50,230 --> 00:42:46,240
here

930
00:42:52,710 --> 00:42:50,240
okay i don't want to look past it robin

931
00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:52,720
again robin what you have to understand

932
00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:54,800
is what's coming is metaphysical is

933
00:43:07,750 --> 00:42:56,560
going to transcend what we know about

934
00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:10,230
i hate when people talk that [\h__\h] it's

935
00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:10,800
so

936
00:43:19,829 --> 00:43:14,480
last year but you just have to

937
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:19,839
be here you just have to believe

938
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:23,440
oh oh okay okay okay

939
00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:25,680
i am clicking my the heels of my ruby

940
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:27,280
slippers okay

941
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:29,920
how's that will that get me there clap

942
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:30,400
your hands

943
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:32,720
yeah everybody there i'll get you there

944
00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:36,960
faster than mr grier's fake stupid app

945
00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:40,480
well the secret the secret to it is is

946
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:42,400
to find out pay 10 bucks for the next

947
00:43:53,990 --> 00:43:50,870
contact up it's only 9.99 american

948
00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:54,000
and you don't understand

949
00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:55,520
to promise people that you're gonna

950
00:43:58,630 --> 00:43:57,760
contact aliens for just ten dollars if

951
00:44:00,550 --> 00:43:58,640
you buy my app

952
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:00,560
and then you don't contact any aliens

953
00:44:06,069 --> 00:44:03,359
that's the [\h__\h]

954
00:44:08,150 --> 00:44:06,079
okay people are not following the right

955
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:08,160
protocol the c5 protocol

956
00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:09,839
if you're trying to get distracted by

957
00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:12,000
your huge moose knuckle balls

958
00:44:21,670 --> 00:44:19,349
a crotch man up there reminds me of the

959
00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:21,680
old gypsy rosely

960
00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:24,160
nude fan dance you know everyone's up

961
00:44:27,990 --> 00:44:26,000
while she'd give you a little glimpse

962
00:44:30,950 --> 00:44:28,000
of of there but then there would be the

963
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:30,960
fan so that's mario opening his

964
00:44:48,390 --> 00:44:33,280
fingers to show us his you know goods

965
00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:50,470
that's a parker house roll i'm just here

966
00:44:59,510 --> 00:44:51,680
for the comments

967
00:45:06,309 --> 00:45:03,589
okay uh well

968
00:45:07,190 --> 00:45:06,319
boy out of mine knew exactly who i was

969
00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:07,200
talking about

970
00:45:16,829 --> 00:45:11,920
deb yo represent yeah represent

971
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:21,030
what

972
00:45:24,710 --> 00:45:23,589
says i'm so confused but i like it

973
00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:24,720
listen

974
00:45:29,589 --> 00:45:27,280
i'm carrying cassidy and i'm tonight's

975
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:29,599
special guest host what's so confusing

976
00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:31,839
are you a dumb girl i don't like dumb

977
00:45:35,990 --> 00:45:33,839
girls in the audience come on

978
00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:36,000
well the good thing is this stream makes

979
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:37,520
about as much sense

980
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:40,160
as a curiosity stream so no it makes

981
00:45:44,710 --> 00:45:42,240
more sense that's the scary thing

982
00:45:57,829 --> 00:45:44,720
okay but i will invite you to drain my

983
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:01,510
that's happening in the u.s everyone

984
00:46:07,349 --> 00:46:05,200
focus on the moose knuckle scary

985
00:46:08,230 --> 00:46:07,359
together this is not about me this is

986
00:46:09,829 --> 00:46:08,240
about seeing

987
00:46:11,430 --> 00:46:09,839
five particles to understand the

988
00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:11,440
interdimensional beings

989
00:46:15,910 --> 00:46:14,000
no it's not about me it's about my

990
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:15,920
appendage that i'm pretending

991
00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:19,119
to cover with my aunt

992
00:46:29,430 --> 00:46:27,190
who's got a fake people people you've

993
00:46:31,349 --> 00:46:29,440
that to attack me and disqualify

994
00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:31,359
i am a medical doctor i'm not an

995
00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:32,640
astrophysicist

996
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:34,400
but i know what i'm doing my name is

997
00:46:42,470 --> 00:46:40,470
last week i was in the basement of the

998
00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:42,480
pentagon went around 50 intelligence

999
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,630
is that a mood ring

1000
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:03,109
i think

1001
00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:07,109
this was given to me by uh jaime

1002
00:47:22,390 --> 00:47:08,800
oh i see what you get there i'm judging

1003
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:25,109
mario mario would you please stand up

1004
00:47:30,069 --> 00:47:26,720
and shake that thing down

1005
00:47:33,510 --> 00:47:30,079
it looks awfully uncomfortable

1006
00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:33,520
yeah go off screen jordan

1007
00:47:54,549 --> 00:47:52,069
is

1008
00:47:55,510 --> 00:47:54,559
i will just show you my muscles nothing

1009
00:47:59,750 --> 00:47:55,520
to do with me

1010
00:48:04,069 --> 00:48:01,990
i'm not a narcissist in the icon you're

1011
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:04,079
being a narcissist

1012
00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:13,430
yeah see there it is there's the hint

1013
00:48:30,390 --> 00:48:15,280
look at the icon that's exactly what

1014
00:48:37,270 --> 00:48:33,990
i should probably put my glasses on yeah

1015
00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:37,280
want to do it yeah okay don't ruin my

1016
00:48:41,270 --> 00:48:37,839
show

1017
00:48:44,230 --> 00:48:41,280
okay okay too late

1018
00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:44,240
yeah it's already a [\h__\h] show all right

1019
00:49:01,430 --> 00:48:45,440
we've been

1020
00:49:04,630 --> 00:49:03,190
yeah every time you see a steven grier

1021
00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:04,640
interview he's got a big

1022
00:49:10,870 --> 00:49:08,000
[\h__\h] moose knuckle cattle though oh

1023
00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:10,880
dance it's gross do something about that

1024
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:19,620
boy boy

1025
00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:28,829
[Music]

1026
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:30,390
well

1027
00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:32,480
you passed the test you did a good job i

1028
00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:33,680
was appalled

1029
00:49:38,069 --> 00:49:36,720
eric you can shut up too live chat

1030
00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:38,079
talking [\h__\h]

1031
00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:39,680
here's a guy who believes in bigfoot but

1032
00:49:45,990 --> 00:49:41,680
he doesn't believe that reptilian aliens

1033
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:48,390
your microphone right now everybody is

1034
00:49:56,150 --> 00:49:49,680
typing or something

1035
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:04,309
they're sending signal

1036
00:50:08,390 --> 00:50:05,990
yeah that's that's what's going on here

1037
00:50:10,150 --> 00:50:08,400
we're all deep state operatives and

1038
00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:10,160
we're trying to muddy the waters and

1039
00:50:13,270 --> 00:50:12,160
cover up the secret space program has

1040
00:50:14,549 --> 00:50:13,280
nothing to do with the fact that

1041
00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:14,559
everybody talks about the secret space

1042
00:50:18,710 --> 00:50:16,400
program is a criminal

1043
00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:18,720
in jail for murder or you know a

1044
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:20,160
convicted felon or

1045
00:50:24,069 --> 00:50:22,480
a child molester that has nothing to do

1046
00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:24,079
with

1047
00:50:27,430 --> 00:50:25,280
whether you're telling people about the

1048
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:27,440
secret space program okay they're good

1049
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:30,079
witnesses they're whistleblowers

1050
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:31,760
did you know that walter bosley was

1051
00:50:35,910 --> 00:50:34,000
behind roswell

1052
00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:35,920
i heard it on i heard it from steve

1053
00:50:42,069 --> 00:50:38,079
cambion

1054
00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:43,510
someone on the stream sounds like when

1055
00:50:53,349 --> 00:50:50,309
who is making that noise that's you

1056
00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:53,359
moose knuckle yeah that's you

1057
00:50:59,990 --> 00:50:57,200
i'm not touching anything no

1058
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:00,000
microphone in it is that a picture of

1059
00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:02,640
jiggy behind jiggy

1060
00:51:06,549 --> 00:51:04,960
yeah of course you have to have two of

1061
00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:06,559
them because one's not enough

1062
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:08,880
okay who holds up the world it's jiggies

1063
00:51:12,150 --> 00:51:09,760
all the way down

1064
00:51:14,870 --> 00:51:12,160
okay i'm muting and we'll see if it's me

1065
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:14,880
oh [\h__\h] it probably is okay i'm muting

1066
00:51:26,870 --> 00:51:18,400
the scent totally you it was totally you

1067
00:51:36,790 --> 00:51:30,309
you guys who's in the picture with me

1068
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:36,800
yes that's fantastic

1069
00:51:40,710 --> 00:51:39,760
silly billy jig my good friend billy

1070
00:51:43,510 --> 00:51:40,720
who's that

1071
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:43,520
oh it's been the concert oh bailey

1072
00:51:51,270 --> 00:51:49,910
does jiggy have a sound bite for you

1073
00:51:52,870 --> 00:51:51,280
roll it jiggy

1074
00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:52,880
hold on jesus christ i don't have to do

1075
00:51:58,390 --> 00:51:54,480
on demand and [\h__\h]

1076
00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:00,470
it's the most enthusiastic thing you've

1077
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:01,599
ever heard

1078
00:52:05,430 --> 00:52:03,839
this is billy carson aka forbidden

1079
00:52:08,069 --> 00:52:05,440
knowledge and you're listening to

1080
00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:08,079
paranormal hood live radio

1081
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:14,710
the paranormal voice of the hood

1082
00:52:25,990 --> 00:52:16,839
paranormal

1083
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:28,150
she went to go masturbate or something

1084
00:52:43,670 --> 00:52:30,640
that's where she went

1085
00:52:47,349 --> 00:52:45,910
sounds like a really fast goat eating a

1086
00:52:50,549 --> 00:52:47,359
tin can

1087
00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:50,559
yeah hands

1088
00:52:57,430 --> 00:52:54,000
up yeah it was me hands up

1089
00:53:00,950 --> 00:52:57,440
i don't have any hands oh okay

1090
00:53:04,069 --> 00:53:00,960
i don't know what that when i was gone

1091
00:53:06,790 --> 00:53:04,079
it continued though yeah whether you

1092
00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:06,800
robin it's somebody else yeah it's not

1093
00:53:09,829 --> 00:53:07,920
me

1094
00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:09,839
it sounds like an android thing i think

1095
00:53:18,309 --> 00:53:11,280
it is robin

1096
00:53:21,109 --> 00:53:18,319
even possible yes it is i'm not

1097
00:53:25,349 --> 00:53:21,119
touching anything yo this picture would

1098
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:29,030
what about hair

1099
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:37,270
aliens is raw what

1100
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:42,309
rot is spooky damn it you busted me

1101
00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:46,000
but why is rock guy that's some [\h__\h]

1102
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:50,000
no one ever asked but why is wrong

1103
00:53:54,829 --> 00:53:53,040
well how is ron yeah no one ever asks

1104
00:53:56,230 --> 00:53:54,839
how is raw how is it living in the

1105
00:53:58,630 --> 00:53:56,240
basement

1106
00:54:04,309 --> 00:53:58,640
of your grandmother's it's it's raw with

1107
00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:06,390
draw well i was like hey man thank you

1108
00:54:13,109 --> 00:54:10,000
for wat

1109
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:13,119
no one ever asked me you know i'm just a

1110
00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:14,720
sun god i don't even know

1111
00:54:18,069 --> 00:54:16,800
i don't know what you're talking about

1112
00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:18,079
no one ever asks

1113
00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:19,680
who can identify the guy behind me right

1114
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:22,640
now okay that wasn't me

1115
00:54:34,950 --> 00:54:30,630
abduction that's fire in the sky

1116
00:54:40,309 --> 00:54:38,630
go on i told you watch the documentary

1117
00:54:41,589 --> 00:54:40,319
about my life it's it's a movie

1118
00:54:43,910 --> 00:54:41,599
it's really a documentary it's called

1119
00:54:47,349 --> 00:54:43,920
the brother from another planet

1120
00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:47,359
i saw that 80s movie battle black yeah

1121
00:54:56,470 --> 00:54:49,200
i was freaking for more of a space as a

1122
00:55:00,309 --> 00:54:59,349
jeff goldblum jim carrey david wayans

1123
00:55:03,109 --> 00:55:00,319
david

1124
00:55:04,829 --> 00:55:03,119
davis carrie what's your opinion on

1125
00:55:08,069 --> 00:55:04,839
kamala

1126
00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:08,079
earth me

1127
00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:11,920
oh i listen she is an abomination

1128
00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:15,200
okay she's mixed race and not to be

1129
00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:15,839
racist

1130
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:18,559
but that means that she's the sport of

1131
00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:19,280
satan

1132
00:55:23,829 --> 00:55:21,280
okay a few mixed races you're the sport

1133
00:55:25,349 --> 00:55:23,839
of satan okay there i said it okay

1134
00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:25,359
hey carrie cassidy do you have a robe in

1135
00:55:27,589 --> 00:55:26,480
the house because i want you to put it

1136
00:55:29,190 --> 00:55:27,599
on to see if you really do look like the

1137
00:55:32,710 --> 00:55:29,200
sith lord

1138
00:55:47,190 --> 00:55:32,720
i do i got a robe right here

1139
00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:49,750
yeah that's what it is it's just she's a

1140
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:51,680
satanic concoction

1141
00:55:57,349 --> 00:55:54,720
that's what i think about her cool

1142
00:55:59,109 --> 00:55:57,359
kamala karma whatever the hell her name

1143
00:56:04,710 --> 00:55:59,119
is

1144
00:56:11,109 --> 00:56:08,069
like what made you call you know the uh

1145
00:56:13,190 --> 00:56:11,119
military psychic cia

1146
00:56:16,069 --> 00:56:13,200
remote viewing guys like what made you

1147
00:56:18,950 --> 00:56:16,079
come up with super soldier

1148
00:56:20,549 --> 00:56:18,960
um i got it out of captain america comic

1149
00:56:22,789 --> 00:56:20,559
books

1150
00:56:23,829 --> 00:56:22,799
well because he was the first super

1151
00:56:27,190 --> 00:56:23,839
soldier you're not wrong

1152
00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:27,200
actually captain america he was

1153
00:56:31,109 --> 00:56:29,520
yeah it was the first weapon in the

1154
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:31,119
weapon program

1155
00:56:34,789 --> 00:56:33,680
there you go carrie cassie is real

1156
00:56:37,589 --> 00:56:34,799
actually you're you're actually

1157
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:39,430
marvel has actually gone back and fixed

1158
00:56:42,390 --> 00:56:41,040
that the first captain america is

1159
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:42,400
actually african-american

1160
00:56:48,470 --> 00:56:45,440
uh yeah it's isaiah uh bradley right or

1161
00:56:49,349 --> 00:56:48,480
something today oh something yeah i have

1162
00:56:51,589 --> 00:56:49,359
the comic books

1163
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:51,599
i have it somewhere they wrapped on that

1164
00:56:55,030 --> 00:56:52,960
i made a black dude

1165
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:55,040
the first one well kerry cassidy what

1166
00:56:58,470 --> 00:56:56,799
they said was during that time period in

1167
00:56:59,990 --> 00:56:58,480
actuality they would have tested

1168
00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:00,000
any kind of serum on the black soldiers

1169
00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:01,200
before they would have given to anybody

1170
00:57:04,069 --> 00:57:02,000
else

1171
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:04,079
so they actually went back and created a

1172
00:57:06,309 --> 00:57:06,000
three three comic book series about it

1173
00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:06,319
to

1174
00:57:13,109 --> 00:57:09,599
was a

1175
00:57:15,030 --> 00:57:13,119
version of the super steer yeah but that

1176
00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:15,040
had gamma rays not vital

1177
00:57:20,309 --> 00:57:18,400
see that's right oh my god cassie is

1178
00:57:22,789 --> 00:57:20,319
speaking so much truth right now

1179
00:57:25,030 --> 00:57:22,799
yeah i like that that's where i get my

1180
00:57:28,390 --> 00:57:25,040
material from like super soldiers

1181
00:57:31,670 --> 00:57:28,400
and super powers yeah marvel comics

1182
00:57:35,030 --> 00:57:31,680
and i like these things too but

1183
00:57:36,549 --> 00:57:35,040
i think we read them what we do

1184
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:36,559
carrie have you had any dreams about me

1185
00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:38,160
peeing in your backpack

1186
00:57:42,069 --> 00:57:40,319
no but i heard that you you did that to

1187
00:57:43,270 --> 00:57:42,079
that poor psychic girl that with the

1188
00:57:46,710 --> 00:57:43,280
dream girl

1189
00:57:48,950 --> 00:57:46,720
that air right there i rock girl

1190
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:48,960
i don't know you shouldn't be paying off

1191
00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:50,880
with their dreams

1192
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:52,240
you shouldn't be peeing on people in

1193
00:57:58,150 --> 00:57:54,480
their dreams that's just rude

1194
00:58:02,230 --> 00:57:58,160
okay to pee on people in their dreams

1195
00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:02,240
okay i do how about super room

1196
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:08,880
it's i mean is it

1197
00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:13,760
sorry go ahead lp

1198
00:58:17,430 --> 00:58:16,160
yeah i was on the actual plane yesterday

1199
00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:17,440
okay

1200
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:19,520
and i was flying to another dimension to

1201
00:58:23,910 --> 00:58:20,799
get new intel

1202
00:58:27,190 --> 00:58:25,910
well really i just ate a whole bag of

1203
00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:27,200
mushrooms but still

1204
00:58:34,230 --> 00:58:33,349
hey can i get some of those sure i'll

1205
00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:34,240
send you some

1206
00:58:38,309 --> 00:58:37,440
just sign up for my members only website

1207
00:58:44,630 --> 00:58:38,319
first

1208
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:47,589
yeah how often do you dream about john f

1209
00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:49,119
kennedy jr

1210
00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:51,280
every day he's a handsome fellow isn't

1211
00:58:56,309 --> 00:58:53,839
he he's got a nice package too

1212
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:56,319
do you think he's alive still of course

1213
00:58:58,870 --> 00:58:57,760
he is he's gonna be the new vice

1214
00:59:01,910 --> 00:58:58,880
president with trump

1215
00:59:11,030 --> 00:59:01,920
when they take office back in march okay

1216
00:59:14,549 --> 00:59:13,109
so they're gonna go back in and trump's

1217
00:59:16,950 --> 00:59:14,559
gonna move back into the white house and

1218
00:59:19,829 --> 00:59:16,960
throw all joe biden [\h__\h] in the trash

1219
00:59:21,030 --> 00:59:19,839
okay and jfk junior's gonna be the new

1220
00:59:23,349 --> 00:59:21,040
vice president because

1221
00:59:24,069 --> 00:59:23,359
pence is a trainer he should have

1222
00:59:26,870 --> 00:59:24,079
stopped it

1223
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:26,880
and he didn't even cower so we don't

1224
00:59:31,670 --> 00:59:28,400
like pence no more

1225
00:59:31,990 --> 00:59:31,680
yeah now how does simon parks come into

1226
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:32,000
play

1227
00:59:35,829 --> 00:59:35,520
with all of this like does he have any

1228
00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:35,839
new

1229
00:59:39,270 --> 00:59:39,040
intel on on yeah he was he was banging

1230
00:59:43,990 --> 00:59:39,280
an

1231
00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:44,000
told him that president trump will be

1232
00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:45,359
the president soon too

1233
00:59:50,470 --> 00:59:48,880
so you've got to believe him okay

1234
00:59:52,950 --> 00:59:50,480
doesn't matter if he's just a driving

1235
00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:52,960
instructor who talks to aliens and bangs

1236
00:59:57,030 --> 00:59:54,000
alien chicks

1237
00:59:58,549 --> 00:59:57,040
he knows all about geopolitics now and

1238
01:00:01,190 --> 00:59:58,559
in the united states

1239
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:01,200
you got the back i'm interrupting i'm

1240
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:02,400
sorry kerry but

1241
01:00:06,710 --> 01:00:04,640
i'm thinking about how you know simon

1242
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:06,720
parks did he get in some trouble

1243
01:00:12,230 --> 01:00:09,760
with some women right and

1244
01:00:14,390 --> 01:00:12,240
oh they lied they all lied it wasn't him

1245
01:00:16,549 --> 01:00:14,400
it was his alien daddy

1246
01:00:18,069 --> 01:00:16,559
that hurt those women not him and as

1247
01:00:19,430 --> 01:00:18,079
soon as he found out he

1248
01:00:21,190 --> 01:00:19,440
he said i'm not going to talk to my

1249
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:21,200
alien daddy anymore and that's good

1250
01:00:23,910 --> 01:00:22,750
enough for me

1251
01:00:26,230 --> 01:00:23,920
[Music]

1252
01:00:28,309 --> 01:00:26,240
not yet uh he won't produce that because

1253
01:00:31,270 --> 01:00:28,319
that would mean he'd need proof

1254
01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:31,280
they don't have proof come on galactic

1255
01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:33,760
rape is still rape

1256
01:00:37,670 --> 01:00:36,400
daniel no do you have an only fans

1257
01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:37,680
account

1258
01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:41,680
what the context wants to know if

1259
01:00:46,710 --> 01:00:44,960
carrie cassidy has an early fans account

1260
01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:46,720
i'm going to start one soon because i

1261
01:00:52,309 --> 01:00:48,640
got demonetized on youtube

1262
01:00:56,789 --> 01:00:52,319
so if you want to see my naked breasts

1263
01:00:58,950 --> 01:00:56,799
you can sign up for my new fans

1264
01:01:00,390 --> 01:00:58,960
i'm gonna make a lot of uh posts like

1265
01:01:03,109 --> 01:01:00,400
this

1266
01:01:04,150 --> 01:01:03,119
arching my back you know sticking my

1267
01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:04,160
kidneys out

1268
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:10,240
you're gonna love it it's gonna be great

1269
01:01:16,470 --> 01:01:13,280
what do you think about sean stone

1270
01:01:19,990 --> 01:01:16,480
carrie he's a loser he's a loser

1271
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:20,000
i like that guy i don't like him

1272
01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:22,079
i saw him do a show wasn't he banging

1273
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:24,000
that psychic girl what's her name

1274
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:26,160
that other girl that he busts his bowl

1275
01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:28,319
on what's that girl's name

1276
01:01:35,589 --> 01:01:32,400
uh sarah adams he was banging her

1277
01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:39,109
that's what i heard i don't know

1278
01:01:45,990 --> 01:01:43,119
a lot of people say that people say

1279
01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:46,000
people say that it must be true oh and i

1280
01:01:50,470 --> 01:01:47,440
got a message for pete's

1281
01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:50,480
you're a lazy musician and you're fired

1282
01:01:54,069 --> 01:01:53,520
okay fair enough peter campbell named

1283
01:01:57,029 --> 01:01:54,079
keats

1284
01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:57,039
some big fat pigs about three weeks ago

1285
01:02:01,349 --> 01:01:58,559
and he was supposed to do the music

1286
01:02:03,029 --> 01:02:01,359
and there's nothing there's nothing no

1287
01:02:04,710 --> 01:02:03,039
well no that's a lot there's not one

1288
01:02:07,270 --> 01:02:04,720
note of music done keats

1289
01:02:07,910 --> 01:02:07,280
not one i'm not he's not a rapper i know

1290
01:02:11,029 --> 01:02:07,920
jonathan

1291
01:02:12,870 --> 01:02:11,039
going to join in

1292
01:02:14,309 --> 01:02:12,880
talking about the country song send me

1293
01:02:17,029 --> 01:02:14,319
the lyrics for and like

1294
01:02:18,390 --> 01:02:17,039
you know what pile it on just pile it on

1295
01:02:22,549 --> 01:02:18,400
everyone

1296
01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:22,559
i already piled down i'm coming

1297
01:02:27,190 --> 01:02:24,000
there's a reason you're at the bottom of

1298
01:02:29,029 --> 01:02:27,200
the stream yeah

1299
01:02:41,829 --> 01:02:29,039
what do you think of one of your biggest

1300
01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:45,029
oh he's a [\h__\h] he's a little [\h__\h]

1301
01:02:50,470 --> 01:02:48,480
i don't care how big is he still

1302
01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:50,480
and he likes to talk a lot of trash

1303
01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:52,240
about me but

1304
01:02:59,270 --> 01:02:55,680
um nobody watches him okay

1305
01:03:02,470 --> 01:02:59,280
and his no new music is wrong because

1306
01:03:03,510 --> 01:03:02,480
i can bust a no new music uh [\h__\h]

1307
01:03:07,190 --> 01:03:03,520
that he spews

1308
01:03:09,430 --> 01:03:07,200
in in two words okay karen metal

1309
01:03:10,309 --> 01:03:09,440
that's new music it's never existed

1310
01:03:13,029 --> 01:03:10,319
before

1311
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:13,039
there's no nostalgia loop karen metal is

1312
01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:13,760
brand new

1313
01:03:17,510 --> 01:03:15,920
they take karen's yelling and screaming

1314
01:03:20,789 --> 01:03:17,520
and then they put it to metal

1315
01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:20,799
that's new music that's there's music cw

1316
01:03:24,069 --> 01:03:21,280
cheer

1317
01:03:26,829 --> 01:03:24,079
is wrong okay no new music what about

1318
01:03:31,190 --> 01:03:26,839
karen metal okay what's your play store

1319
01:03:33,349 --> 01:03:31,200
playstation example

1320
01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:33,359
it's really just like someone yelling at

1321
01:03:39,109 --> 01:03:35,200
a black person and kmart

1322
01:03:41,510 --> 01:03:39,119
with some break beats in the background

1323
01:03:43,589 --> 01:03:41,520
let me see if i can find one i i know a

1324
01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:43,599
good one i'll send it to you

1325
01:03:49,589 --> 01:03:47,839
karen middle yeah yeah it's brand new

1326
01:03:51,029 --> 01:03:49,599
now here's one i got this is one of my

1327
01:03:52,549 --> 01:03:51,039
favorites we're gonna play this one but

1328
01:03:55,990 --> 01:03:52,559
first i gotta wait for asks

1329
01:03:57,510 --> 01:03:56,000
somehow somehow uh caramel is suddenly

1330
01:04:00,710 --> 01:03:57,520
very commercial now

1331
01:04:02,710 --> 01:04:00,720
and there's ads on all the carnival

1332
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:02,720
they sold out they just started their

1333
01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:04,720
artwork and they've already sold out

1334
01:04:08,230 --> 01:04:06,640
but you know your channel is wrong and

1335
01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:08,240
we're going to show you why

1336
01:04:12,230 --> 01:04:11,200
right now hey carrie zerebella has a

1337
01:04:14,390 --> 01:04:12,240
question

1338
01:04:17,029 --> 01:04:14,400
uh did you have a stroke were you hit by

1339
01:04:20,309 --> 01:04:17,039
a directed energy weapon

1340
01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:20,319
okay okay the deep state's trying to

1341
01:04:22,789 --> 01:04:21,920
stop me from getting the truth about

1342
01:04:24,549 --> 01:04:22,799
those aliens who

1343
01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:24,559
wanna [\h__\h] us and eat us so they hit me

1344
01:04:28,309 --> 01:04:26,000
with a direct energy weapon

1345
01:04:30,069 --> 01:04:28,319
they got a big truck outside my house

1346
01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:30,079
with this big speaker on it and then

1347
01:04:34,789 --> 01:04:31,520
they played this stuff

1348
01:04:38,069 --> 01:04:34,799
and then i yeah okay

1349
01:04:38,630 --> 01:04:38,079
it looks like it yeah it's a melted

1350
01:04:41,990 --> 01:04:38,640
candle

1351
01:04:48,309 --> 01:04:46,470
so hey i'm i'm a beautiful woman okay

1352
01:04:50,549 --> 01:04:48,319
i don't care what you say i know the

1353
01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:50,559
beautiful one look at my breasts

1354
01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:53,599
and my and my tongue game is on point oh

1355
01:04:57,109 --> 01:04:54,720
god your tongue game

1356
01:04:58,549 --> 01:04:57,119
is definitely on point i'll give you

1357
01:05:00,390 --> 01:04:58,559
that

1358
01:05:02,390 --> 01:05:00,400
stop you guys very nice to me or i'm

1359
01:05:05,349 --> 01:05:02,400
gonna do the tuck dance right now

1360
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:05,359
okay i'll do it i will do the tuck dance

1361
01:05:09,670 --> 01:05:06,160
okay

1362
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:09,680
goodbye horses yeah

1363
01:05:21,190 --> 01:05:16,789
yeah we can share this camera metal

1364
01:05:23,430 --> 01:05:21,200
and prove how wrong cw chatter is right

1365
01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:23,440
no new music what are you calling we're

1366
01:05:27,270 --> 01:05:25,200
going to help you hey carrie

1367
01:05:28,789 --> 01:05:27,280
carrie do you see the picture behind me

1368
01:05:30,309 --> 01:05:28,799
that's me giving that's me giving the

1369
01:05:32,069 --> 01:05:30,319
the the uh the letter the build

1370
01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:32,079
on map that i was giving it you know

1371
01:05:35,109 --> 01:05:33,280
starting to kiss my ass that's the

1372
01:05:35,990 --> 01:05:35,119
buoyant map behind do you remember the

1373
01:05:39,990 --> 01:05:36,000
audio

1374
01:05:40,000 --> 01:06:02,829
i love this song

1375
01:06:02,839 --> 01:06:09,190
oh

1376
01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:11,029
please someone stop sucking the

1377
01:06:16,549 --> 01:06:12,480
microphone

1378
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:21,029
it sounds like uh android chipmunks

1379
01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:24,710
what is bouinon lee hmm

1380
01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:26,640
you're the person i would ask yeah

1381
01:06:29,510 --> 01:06:28,079
where's lee

1382
01:06:30,829 --> 01:06:29,520
he should be in here when he was there

1383
01:06:37,109 --> 01:06:30,839
he actually has a picture with the same

1384
01:06:40,390 --> 01:06:39,029
you know you know daniel that's just

1385
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:40,400
like the context

1386
01:06:43,670 --> 01:06:42,640
man that's just the context of the

1387
01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:43,680
stream

1388
01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:46,720
caramel is this [\h__\h]

1389
01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:48,480
that's brand new music it's not an

1390
01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:50,000
establishment

1391
01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:51,920
okay so you don't be chatter is just

1392
01:06:56,309 --> 01:06:53,119
wrong okay

1393
01:06:57,910 --> 01:06:56,319
so you know your channel's wrong that's

1394
01:07:00,549 --> 01:06:57,920
stupid

1395
01:07:02,549 --> 01:07:00,559
where's robin where did robin go no no

1396
01:07:08,309 --> 01:07:02,559
rants i don't know she dropped me out i

1397
01:07:12,150 --> 01:07:10,069
carry cassie could be part of the milf

1398
01:07:13,910 --> 01:07:12,160
genre of adult entertainment thank you

1399
01:07:18,470 --> 01:07:13,920
i could i could be a porn star look at

1400
01:07:26,150 --> 01:07:22,140
it's so good i have a feeling

1401
01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:26,160
[Laughter]

1402
01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:28,000
looks like jiggy's eating some ass right

1403
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:40,549
[Laughter]

1404
01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:44,789
that's a jiggy eating some ass

1405
01:08:36,309 --> 01:07:48,069
eating some ass for sure

1406
01:08:43,030 --> 01:08:39,990
excuse me panel i'm in charge here okay

1407
01:08:45,669 --> 01:08:43,040
we're gonna take sorry kyrie questions

1408
01:08:47,030 --> 01:08:45,679
from the live audience okay and

1409
01:08:48,229 --> 01:08:47,040
everybody can let me know what a great

1410
01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:48,239
job i'm doing as

1411
01:08:51,990 --> 01:08:50,960
the first guest host on truth seekers

1412
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:52,000
steve can being that

1413
01:08:56,950 --> 01:08:54,880
loser he's happy that i came here to be

1414
01:08:58,470 --> 01:08:56,960
the guest host okay

1415
01:09:00,709 --> 01:08:58,480
and if you have any questions put them

1416
01:09:01,910 --> 01:09:00,719
in all caps you can ask anybody any

1417
01:09:05,110 --> 01:09:01,920
questions you can ask

1418
01:09:08,229 --> 01:09:05,120
jiggy why he smokes double lettuce

1419
01:09:10,149 --> 01:09:08,239
he's eating ass in his background

1420
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:10,159
you can ask terry joyce how many other

1421
01:09:15,910 --> 01:09:12,159
dudes try to double team her

1422
01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:15,920
and get to her for jj double teaming

1423
01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:18,560
you can ask spooky anything or genocide

1424
01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:19,199
jonasson

1425
01:09:22,709 --> 01:09:22,000
doesn't say much he he doesn't like us

1426
01:09:25,269 --> 01:09:22,719
he might just

1427
01:09:28,309 --> 01:09:25,279
nod but that's okay yeah he might not

1428
01:09:33,990 --> 01:09:31,829
i have a question sure um

1429
01:09:36,229 --> 01:09:34,000
are you going to get corey good's new

1430
01:09:38,149 --> 01:09:36,239
comic book when it comes out

1431
01:09:39,430 --> 01:09:38,159
well it's an impossible i don't think i

1432
01:09:41,349 --> 01:09:39,440
want to send him any money

1433
01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:41,359
in case he doesn't send me nothing like

1434
01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:42,560
the other people

1435
01:09:46,630 --> 01:09:44,640
but i heard on twitter that he said that

1436
01:09:47,669 --> 01:09:46,640
he gave refunds for the last time that

1437
01:09:50,870 --> 01:09:47,679
he did that scam

1438
01:09:54,709 --> 01:09:50,880
i mean a fundraiser so uh yeah

1439
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:54,719
it is what it is is a disservice

1440
01:09:58,390 --> 01:09:57,120
to the art of comic books yeah i don't

1441
01:10:00,790 --> 01:09:58,400
think it's a very good kind of

1442
01:10:02,149 --> 01:10:00,800
book but you know well good for him he's

1443
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:02,159
got a bills to pay

1444
01:10:05,590 --> 01:10:04,480
we all have to make some money selling

1445
01:10:08,149 --> 01:10:05,600
our [\h__\h]

1446
01:10:11,669 --> 01:10:08,159
okay it's a graphic novel too keats it's

1447
01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:18,070
graphic novels are for adults okay

1448
01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:20,550
okay i'm getting back to the comments in

1449
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:40,149
button

1450
01:10:44,790 --> 01:10:42,550
i don't see any questions so you people

1451
01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:44,800
in the live chat suck oh you suck

1452
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:48,320
anti-milf oh there's new comments let's

1453
01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:55,350
okay i'm gonna do the tuck dance later

1454
01:10:59,910 --> 01:10:56,960
that's the finale of the show

1455
01:11:01,149 --> 01:10:59,920
me doing the tough dance okay everybody

1456
01:11:04,229 --> 01:11:01,159
wants this video

1457
01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:04,239
horses yeah

1458
01:11:10,870 --> 01:11:07,520
i do me i'd so do i [\h__\h] me

1459
01:11:14,709 --> 01:11:10,880
yeah would you [\h__\h] me art [\h__\h] me

1460
01:11:15,189 --> 01:11:14,719
hard it puts the lotion on the skin or

1461
01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:15,199
it gets

1462
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:21,510
damn spooky that was transcendent we're

1463
01:11:24,630 --> 01:11:23,120
going to hell eventually we might as

1464
01:11:28,790 --> 01:11:24,640
well just quicken it okay

1465
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:31,030
for those just joining us i'm carrie

1466
01:11:35,990 --> 01:11:33,600
cassidy from project scam a lot

1467
01:11:38,149 --> 01:11:36,000
and we're talking about how reptilian

1468
01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:38,159
aliens want to [\h__\h] us and eat us

1469
01:11:42,709 --> 01:11:40,400
okay terry joyce do you think they [\h__\h]

1470
01:11:43,830 --> 01:11:42,719
us first and then eat us or do they eat

1471
01:11:45,189 --> 01:11:43,840
us a little bit

1472
01:11:46,950 --> 01:11:45,199
while they're [\h__\h] us what do you

1473
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:46,960
think well i think

1474
01:11:58,709 --> 01:11:49,760
it probably depends on uh which which

1475
01:12:02,149 --> 01:12:01,510
you know but you know as as time goes on

1476
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:02,159
they might

1477
01:12:05,430 --> 01:12:04,080
actually [\h__\h] you and eat you at the

1478
01:12:07,189 --> 01:12:05,440
same time you know like

1479
01:12:08,709 --> 01:12:07,199
for example there's certain actors that

1480
01:12:10,070 --> 01:12:08,719
have that fantasy right now

1481
01:12:11,510 --> 01:12:10,080
i've tried that with women it doesn't

1482
01:12:14,550 --> 01:12:11,520
work like you can't really [\h__\h] eat

1483
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:18,790
you mean arm and hammer

1484
01:12:23,990 --> 01:12:21,030
he's a little pervy right you know oh

1485
01:12:26,229 --> 01:12:24,000
i'd like to barbecue your ribs so yeah

1486
01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:26,239
you know i i guess like that's just one

1487
01:12:29,990 --> 01:12:27,280
step away

1488
01:12:30,709 --> 01:12:30,000
from you know [\h__\h] and eating at the

1489
01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:30,719
same time

1490
01:12:34,070 --> 01:12:32,400
you know a good woman you don't want to

1491
01:12:40,950 --> 01:12:34,080
eat a good woman at the same time

1492
01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:43,830
you're going to take me to dinner first

1493
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:46,080
gary that's really rude that's

1494
01:12:50,149 --> 01:12:47,760
wow it's not rude it's not rude

1495
01:12:53,430 --> 01:12:50,159
everybody appreciates good tone lashing

1496
01:12:55,990 --> 01:12:53,440
right okay you know kerry but seriously

1497
01:12:57,910 --> 01:12:56,000
i i what do you think i mean like they

1498
01:12:59,270 --> 01:12:57,920
probably do they [\h__\h] people first and

1499
01:13:00,790 --> 01:12:59,280
then eat them or do they eat them and

1500
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:00,800
then [\h__\h] them or

1501
01:13:03,910 --> 01:13:02,960
doesn't really even matter i think they

1502
01:13:06,310 --> 01:13:03,920
[\h__\h] you

1503
01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:06,320
until they get sick of [\h__\h] involved

1504
01:13:09,430 --> 01:13:07,920
in any of them and then they eat you

1505
01:13:11,669 --> 01:13:09,440
well they [\h__\h] a new one that's what

1506
01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:11,679
they do they [\h__\h] you for a while

1507
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:13,199
right and then they worry about them for

1508
01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:15,600
jj and once the day takes all stretched

1509
01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:17,520
out and busted up

1510
01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:20,000
they eat that girl and they get a new

1511
01:13:24,070 --> 01:13:21,600
girl with a nice tight

1512
01:13:24,950 --> 01:13:24,080
uh for day day that's what i think where

1513
01:13:27,350 --> 01:13:24,960
where were we gonna

1514
01:13:30,830 --> 01:13:27,360
i have insiders who told me that's what

1515
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:35,520
okay

1516
01:13:35,530 --> 01:13:43,910
[Laughter]

1517
01:13:47,350 --> 01:13:45,750
he's smoking the devil's weed while he's

1518
01:13:48,950 --> 01:13:47,360
eating it that's rude

1519
01:13:51,030 --> 01:13:48,960
okay supposed to be here to talk about

1520
01:13:54,870 --> 01:13:51,040
the reptilian alien agenda

1521
01:13:57,669 --> 01:13:54,880
okay but he's jiggy he's omnipresent

1522
01:14:01,189 --> 01:13:57,679
this is his reality

1523
01:14:03,350 --> 01:14:01,199
it's it is true we're all pregnant of

1524
01:14:05,910 --> 01:14:03,360
jiggy's imagination

1525
01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:05,920
i have superpowers he's like perfectly

1526
01:14:10,390 --> 01:14:06,719
poised

1527
01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:10,400
right in the middle you said simon and

1528
01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:12,000
mark richards were going to be pardoned

1529
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:13,120
what happened with that

1530
01:14:16,149 --> 01:14:14,960
they were pardoned in an alternate

1531
01:14:18,550 --> 01:14:16,159
timeline okay

1532
01:14:19,510 --> 01:14:18,560
my superpowers were right okay i'm a

1533
01:14:23,110 --> 01:14:19,520
pre-cop

1534
01:14:25,430 --> 01:14:23,120
just like that um what's that movie

1535
01:14:27,270 --> 01:14:25,440
uh the pre-conquered minority report

1536
01:14:31,350 --> 01:14:27,280
yeah yeah i'm just like that

1537
01:14:33,110 --> 01:14:31,360
psychic person okay i have visions

1538
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:33,120
i have superpowers so when i said

1539
01:14:37,510 --> 01:14:34,480
they're going to be pardoned

1540
01:14:39,110 --> 01:14:37,520
they were in an alternate timeline okay

1541
01:14:40,790 --> 01:14:39,120
you don't understand all from the

1542
01:14:43,990 --> 01:14:40,800
timeline so don't be critical

1543
01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:46,709
uh-oh i have been shortlisted for wilcox

1544
01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:47,440
love room

1545
01:14:51,590 --> 01:14:49,520
i'd like to see what goes on in the love

1546
01:14:55,590 --> 01:14:51,600
room it ain't petting the dog

1547
01:14:59,030 --> 01:14:55,600
baby see some [\h__\h]

1548
01:15:02,310 --> 01:14:59,040
all about the conan o'brien string dance

1549
01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:02,320
yes conan o'brien

1550
01:15:13,590 --> 01:15:10,630
i got you dude i got you

1551
01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:13,600
i'm just here for the comments i just

1552
01:15:19,430 --> 01:15:18,790
in the comments smoking that devil's

1553
01:15:21,669 --> 01:15:19,440
lettuce

1554
01:15:24,870 --> 01:15:21,679
while he's eating some poor girl's ass

1555
01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:24,880
behind him this is supposed to be a

1556
01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:26,800
classy show

1557
01:15:30,950 --> 01:15:29,760
okay you eating ass and smoking the

1558
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:30,960
devil's lettuce

1559
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:33,840
is not classy okay that's really great

1560
01:15:36,550 --> 01:15:34,239
not

1561
01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:36,560
understanding the history of that photo

1562
01:15:41,110 --> 01:15:38,719
like it's just whatever we make

1563
01:15:43,590 --> 01:15:41,120
of it in our minds you know imagine

1564
01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:43,600
people differently

1565
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:45,040
what happened in the dominican republic

1566
01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:53,350
free free from kitchen

1567
01:15:57,510 --> 01:15:55,440
they just take the alien hybrid babies

1568
01:15:59,830 --> 01:15:57,520
away and then they don't have to pay no

1569
01:16:02,310 --> 01:15:59,840
child support what do you think this is

1570
01:16:03,669 --> 01:16:02,320
yeah i i have a hybrid child a half

1571
01:16:06,790 --> 01:16:03,679
hybrid child

1572
01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:06,800
really yes so back in 96 i was in

1573
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:08,880
arizona in the desert and i did

1574
01:16:12,950 --> 01:16:10,159
i smoked coyote i didn't know it was

1575
01:16:14,550 --> 01:16:12,960
peyote and i ran around the desert with

1576
01:16:16,709 --> 01:16:14,560
boxer shorts and timberlands on

1577
01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:16,719
and then a few years later on my actual

1578
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:17,760
my podcast

1579
01:16:21,030 --> 01:16:19,760
my daughter called in i gotta see if i

1580
01:16:21,669 --> 01:16:21,040
can find it and pull it one day and

1581
01:16:24,470 --> 01:16:21,679
actually

1582
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:24,480
called and let me know that she was my

1583
01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:25,760
alien daughter that i had sex with her

1584
01:16:27,590 --> 01:16:26,800
mother i don't remember having sex with

1585
01:16:30,870 --> 01:16:27,600
the alien though

1586
01:16:38,070 --> 01:16:30,880
what what that's a little freaky

1587
01:16:41,350 --> 01:16:39,910
running through the desert with shorts

1588
01:16:44,310 --> 01:16:41,360
and that happened oh dude

1589
01:16:46,070 --> 01:16:44,320
yeah i wasn't but that's a guy grew up

1590
01:16:47,910 --> 01:16:46,080
in the desert i didn't wear shorts

1591
01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:47,920
yeah i could have probably no no no no

1592
01:16:51,590 --> 01:16:50,080
no no boxer shorts and timberlands in

1593
01:16:53,590 --> 01:16:51,600
the desert

1594
01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:53,600
my body was extremely extremely hot i

1595
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:55,120
just remember talking to the stars and

1596
01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:56,080
then

1597
01:17:00,870 --> 01:16:58,480
i don't remember much else well it's

1598
01:17:03,510 --> 01:17:00,880
wait i'm kind of confused thank you

1599
01:17:04,310 --> 01:17:03,520
you had sex with a human in the desert

1600
01:17:06,870 --> 01:17:04,320
or

1601
01:17:07,669 --> 01:17:06,880
i'm the human i had sex with the alien

1602
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:07,679
yes

1603
01:17:11,350 --> 01:17:09,840
okay and you just but you can't remember

1604
01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:11,360
it or no i don't remember it

1605
01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:13,840
so so my alien hybrid daughter told me

1606
01:17:17,430 --> 01:17:15,440
that my mind was wiped i don't remember

1607
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:17,440
it

1608
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:22,480
that's fair that's so convenient

1609
01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:24,480
at the time why was i wearing butt i

1610
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:25,760
always wear i've been wearing boxer

1611
01:17:30,149 --> 01:17:26,960
briefs

1612
01:17:32,310 --> 01:17:30,159
who is credit he was in arizona that's

1613
01:17:33,189 --> 01:17:32,320
that's where you're running 800 degrees

1614
01:17:37,030 --> 01:17:33,199
yeah

1615
01:17:38,709 --> 01:17:37,040
know that's that's like

1616
01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:38,719
i'm from arizona yeah that's my

1617
01:17:56,229 --> 01:17:40,560
beautiful weather so i guess you don't

1618
01:17:59,990 --> 01:17:58,630
like what what alien races she she

1619
01:18:01,669 --> 01:18:00,000
didn't really tell me much she's only

1620
01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:01,679
called a couple of times and then i have

1621
01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:02,080
uh

1622
01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:03,280
children in the future that are my

1623
01:18:09,910 --> 01:18:05,280
clones they're cloned for me

1624
01:18:13,669 --> 01:18:09,920
wow just like x-men yeah exactly

1625
01:18:16,790 --> 01:18:13,679
star wars

1626
01:18:19,830 --> 01:18:16,800
why why you like why would they why if

1627
01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:19,840
what made them choose you why not

1628
01:18:23,189 --> 01:18:21,760
am i right you've never stopped you've

1629
01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:23,199
never stepped into my world you'd have

1630
01:18:32,790 --> 01:18:31,990
hey i want to make more of you yeah

1631
01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:32,800
obviously

1632
01:18:36,470 --> 01:18:34,640
i i don't think every human walking

1633
01:18:36,950 --> 01:18:36,480
around they go well i want more of that

1634
01:18:39,830 --> 01:18:36,960
guy

1635
01:18:41,110 --> 01:18:39,840
you know well you know if jiggy can put

1636
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:41,120
up

1637
01:18:46,630 --> 01:18:45,280
photo behind him i think we'd all

1638
01:18:50,790 --> 01:18:46,640
understand

1639
01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:50,800
why that was the best joker

1640
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:53,280
i'm not gonna see myself out i'm gonna

1641
01:18:57,669 --> 01:18:54,239
go

1642
01:19:00,149 --> 01:18:57,679
you're okay it's all right

1643
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:00,159
i'm the intergalactic astronaut punching

1644
01:19:10,870 --> 01:19:08,790
obviously that's all i gotta say

1645
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:10,880
obviously he has the most off-planet

1646
01:19:14,229 --> 01:19:12,960
babies i bet and i bet he doesn't pay

1647
01:19:17,270 --> 01:19:14,239
child support either

1648
01:19:20,149 --> 01:19:17,280
i don't i don't have to oh yeah

1649
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:20,159
into interplanetary law prohibits

1650
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:22,000
intergalactic law is even crazier

1651
01:19:24,470 --> 01:19:23,440
they don't they don't give away whatever

1652
01:19:25,430 --> 01:19:24,480
you just go wherever you want do

1653
01:19:26,070 --> 01:19:25,440
whatever you want and that's how it

1654
01:19:28,070 --> 01:19:26,080
works

1655
01:19:29,189 --> 01:19:28,080
the the intergalactic supreme court

1656
01:19:32,390 --> 01:19:29,199
ruled that

1657
01:19:33,430 --> 01:19:32,400
they cannot rule in in domestic cases to

1658
01:19:36,149 --> 01:19:33,440
do with with

1659
01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:36,159
with payment so but also you know star

1660
01:19:39,510 --> 01:19:37,280
sea culture

1661
01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:39,520
like they don't really have a currency

1662
01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:40,480
it's like light

1663
01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:43,760
you know what i mean so that's what you

1664
01:19:48,470 --> 01:19:44,960
got

1665
01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:48,480
holly is a little confused so listen

1666
01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:51,360
i'm harry cassidy from project scam a

1667
01:19:58,870 --> 01:19:52,480
lot

1668
01:20:01,189 --> 01:19:58,880
uh the tonight's

1669
01:20:03,669 --> 01:20:01,199
host okay i'm guest hosting because

1670
01:20:07,189 --> 01:20:03,679
steven canyon's masturbating somewhere

1671
01:20:09,030 --> 01:20:07,199
in this house okay i came to his house

1672
01:20:10,229 --> 01:20:09,040
i made him apologize to me for all this

1673
01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:10,239
[\h__\h] that he talked

1674
01:20:14,149 --> 01:20:12,320
about me and then i told him that i

1675
01:20:15,669 --> 01:20:14,159
would i would host the show tonight

1676
01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:15,679
okay i heard that you tied him up he's

1677
01:20:19,830 --> 01:20:17,280
actually in the basement

1678
01:20:22,390 --> 01:20:19,840
maybe his wife may have tied him up he's

1679
01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:25,669
yeah let's not kink uh kink shame

1680
01:20:29,510 --> 01:20:27,920
you know oh that's that's perfectly okay

1681
01:20:32,070 --> 01:20:29,520
if you like being high enough

1682
01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:32,080
high enough i bet you i bet you keith's

1683
01:20:39,669 --> 01:20:34,480
is a catcher though

1684
01:20:45,990 --> 01:20:43,110
you just call her sir yeah

1685
01:20:49,510 --> 01:20:46,000
did you just hinder me i'm gonna put you

1686
01:20:52,550 --> 01:20:51,830
just misgendered me i'm just here for

1687
01:20:54,470 --> 01:20:52,560
the comments

1688
01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:54,480
you're right that's uh yeah i'm just

1689
01:20:59,189 --> 01:20:56,800
here for the comments too goodbye

1690
01:21:01,270 --> 01:20:59,199
yeah baby wilcock asked me to use my

1691
01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:01,280
psychic powers to help him find the very

1692
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:03,760
box of dildos in the ten thousand dollar

1693
01:21:07,830 --> 01:21:05,760
david welcome box of dildos challenge

1694
01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:07,840
i'm gonna help him with my superpowers

1695
01:21:12,390 --> 01:21:10,800
okay we're gonna find those dildos okay

1696
01:21:16,070 --> 01:21:12,400
it's almost valentine's day

1697
01:21:18,709 --> 01:21:16,080
he could use them uh tell me

1698
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:18,719
uh in jiggy's background do you think he

1699
01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:25,350
i think look no no no no no i'm not even

1700
01:21:29,430 --> 01:21:27,360
never been a fan of the backwards eat

1701
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:29,440
it's too close to the [\h__\h] box you gotta

1702
01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:29,920
go

1703
01:21:35,189 --> 01:21:33,199
straight on you know i mean i i

1704
01:21:36,790 --> 01:21:35,199
i support the search that's all i'm

1705
01:21:40,149 --> 01:21:36,800
saying like

1706
01:21:42,310 --> 01:21:40,159
yeah i'm just here for the comments

1707
01:21:43,990 --> 01:21:42,320
trying to see that song again i like

1708
01:21:50,470 --> 01:21:44,000
turtles

1709
01:21:54,229 --> 01:21:50,480
i'm just here for the comments mom's

1710
01:22:03,510 --> 01:21:58,709
so fast i work it out every day

1711
01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:03,520
it's hot it was a random big

1712
01:22:12,870 --> 01:22:10,560
stephen grill then that was scary yeah

1713
01:22:14,870 --> 01:22:12,880
okay that was an awkward awkward silence

1714
01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:14,880
let's talk about terry joyce's vagina

1715
01:22:18,629 --> 01:22:15,840
again

1716
01:22:20,629 --> 01:22:18,639
i'm just here for the comments sorry

1717
01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:20,639
tomorrow is valentine's day you know

1718
01:22:24,470 --> 01:22:21,920
what that means you gotta

1719
01:22:25,669 --> 01:22:24,480
save that valentine's day gift tonight

1720
01:22:28,629 --> 01:22:25,679
okay

1721
01:22:30,550 --> 01:22:28,639
guys shave it up shape it up get it in

1722
01:22:31,430 --> 01:22:30,560
good shape for whoever you're giving it

1723
01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:31,440
to

1724
01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:45,030
they'll be knocking on my door yeah i'm

1725
01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:52,310
okay it's not creepy okay we're mending

1726
01:22:56,229 --> 01:22:53,679
fences here can't be

1727
01:22:57,270 --> 01:22:56,239
a lot of [\h__\h] yeah i already i'm shaving

1728
01:23:00,070 --> 01:22:57,280
my vajayjay

1729
01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:00,080
mrs candy is gonna help me she's got uh

1730
01:23:03,830 --> 01:23:00,400
like

1731
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:03,840
some hedge trimmers and a lawnmower

1732
01:23:07,990 --> 01:23:06,080
and we're gonna go at it because i got

1733
01:23:10,070 --> 01:23:08,000
glitter bush

1734
01:23:12,550 --> 01:23:10,080
yeah i got winter bush real bad i've

1735
01:23:14,310 --> 01:23:12,560
been letting it go

1736
01:23:15,910 --> 01:23:14,320
landing strip or the yeah i got a

1737
01:23:18,390 --> 01:23:15,920
landing strip for sure

1738
01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:18,400
absolutely i'm a older lady we don't go

1739
01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:26,950
it's true have hate sex no we we have a

1740
01:23:31,910 --> 01:23:28,880
loving relationship okay

1741
01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:31,920
when the guards aren't looking okay i

1742
01:23:37,110 --> 01:23:34,320
show my boobies don't

1743
01:23:37,990 --> 01:23:37,120
oh i give him pictures so he can crank

1744
01:23:41,510 --> 01:23:38,000
one out

1745
01:23:43,830 --> 01:23:41,520
and then he trades me alien stories okay

1746
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:43,840
it's a good relationship don't turn into

1747
01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:50,310
winner bush or full ball

1748
01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:01,189
uh are we done talking about terry

1749
01:24:07,990 --> 01:24:02,080
joyce's vagina

1750
01:24:13,270 --> 01:24:09,669
yeah we can text i'm still trying to

1751
01:24:17,030 --> 01:24:16,470
slackers hey this is the first time in

1752
01:24:19,350 --> 01:24:17,040
history

1753
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:19,360
there's no down votes you know why

1754
01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:20,960
because we have a really good host

1755
01:24:23,669 --> 01:24:21,520
tonight

1756
01:24:24,709 --> 01:24:23,679
okay i'm carrie cassidy from project

1757
01:24:26,390 --> 01:24:24,719
scam a lot

1758
01:24:27,910 --> 01:24:26,400
guest host of truth seekers tonight he

1759
01:24:30,310 --> 01:24:27,920
should just give me his show

1760
01:24:32,310 --> 01:24:30,320
no down votes because we're because i'm

1761
01:24:35,669 --> 01:24:32,320
awesome and i have superpowers

1762
01:24:36,870 --> 01:24:35,679
no i think it's breasts i think it's the

1763
01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:36,880
first time you've guested

1764
01:24:40,070 --> 01:24:39,040
on a show and you haven't got it banned

1765
01:24:42,470 --> 01:24:40,080
well done

1766
01:24:43,669 --> 01:24:42,480
show's not over oh yeah [\h__\h] that guy

1767
01:24:46,950 --> 01:24:43,679
what's that french guy

1768
01:24:50,790 --> 01:24:49,990
carrie like are you i mean i heard that

1769
01:24:53,669 --> 01:24:50,800
young club

1770
01:24:55,510 --> 01:24:53,679
that's his name that french guy i went

1771
01:24:58,550 --> 01:24:55,520
on his show and talked all kinds of [\h__\h]

1772
01:25:00,550 --> 01:24:58,560
and they took his channel damn

1773
01:25:02,470 --> 01:25:00,560
yeah he got a new one though and he's

1774
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:02,480
got more subscribers than ever

1775
01:25:06,070 --> 01:25:04,400
and i'm a guest on that show too because

1776
01:25:08,149 --> 01:25:06,080
he knows that i'm great

1777
01:25:09,990 --> 01:25:08,159
yeah and i don't lie about reptilian

1778
01:25:11,270 --> 01:25:10,000
aliens when the [\h__\h] need us he knows

1779
01:25:17,110 --> 01:25:11,280
they want to [\h__\h] us need us he's a

1780
01:25:20,149 --> 01:25:18,870
status is wondering what he walked into

1781
01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:20,159
oh well do it again

1782
01:25:24,390 --> 01:25:22,560
i'm carrie cassidy and i'm guest hosting

1783
01:25:27,189 --> 01:25:24,400
truth seekers tonight

1784
01:25:27,830 --> 01:25:27,199
because stephen campion apologized to me

1785
01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:27,840
about

1786
01:25:30,870 --> 01:25:30,000
the the stuff that i say on my show not

1787
01:25:34,070 --> 01:25:30,880
being real

1788
01:25:36,550 --> 01:25:34,080
okay and we're having a panel discussion

1789
01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:36,560
about the reptilian alien agenda

1790
01:25:40,390 --> 01:25:38,560
so i'm just here for the comments yes

1791
01:25:43,910 --> 01:25:40,400
and jiggy's just here for the comments

1792
01:25:49,189 --> 01:25:47,189
jonas now tell us why doesn't jonasai

1793
01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:49,199
tell us what he thinks the truth is

1794
01:25:54,229 --> 01:25:50,560
behind the alien

1795
01:25:55,910 --> 01:25:54,239
reptilian agenda i just think they're

1796
01:25:57,590 --> 01:25:55,920
hungry

1797
01:25:59,990 --> 01:25:57,600
and they like the [\h__\h] right yeah they

1798
01:26:03,189 --> 01:26:00,000
like the [\h__\h] too let's see

1799
01:26:04,950 --> 01:26:03,199
and we're delicious so we have to keep

1800
01:26:08,470 --> 01:26:04,960
an eye out because

1801
01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:08,480
they're gonna try to [\h__\h] us and eat us

1802
01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:10,880
they don't eat us they [\h__\h] us okay i i

1803
01:26:14,709 --> 01:26:12,960
didn't get eaten i got [\h__\h] okay

1804
01:26:16,629 --> 01:26:14,719
and then they eat you you didn't you

1805
01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:16,639
just didn't you didn't get to the point

1806
01:26:27,110 --> 01:26:22,790
what

1807
01:26:30,709 --> 01:26:29,189
are they making any clones out of you

1808
01:26:32,629 --> 01:26:30,719
too

1809
01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:32,639
yeah they're trying to make a clone so i

1810
01:26:35,350 --> 01:26:34,480
can do more shows because my show's so

1811
01:26:37,990 --> 01:26:35,360
great

1812
01:26:39,990 --> 01:26:38,000
that uh we're gonna do like 10 clones

1813
01:26:41,990 --> 01:26:40,000
doing 10 different shows

1814
01:26:43,189 --> 01:26:42,000
and yeah and there's going to be younger

1815
01:26:48,830 --> 01:26:43,199
hotter versions of me

1816
01:26:53,910 --> 01:26:50,950
uh am i

1817
01:26:55,830 --> 01:26:53,920
interested in terry's lady parts no

1818
01:26:57,990 --> 01:26:55,840
that's like being interested in a car

1819
01:26:59,110 --> 01:26:58,000
that eighty-five thousand other people

1820
01:27:02,470 --> 01:26:59,120
drove

1821
01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:02,480
no i'm not going for her i only came

1822
01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:05,360
here for pop lock and cgi clowns

1823
01:27:09,430 --> 01:27:07,199
if that's not gonna happen i've gotta go

1824
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:09,440
oh we can play it if you wanna play it

1825
01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:09,760
we'll

1826
01:27:13,990 --> 01:27:12,320
i mean at least the beginning all right

1827
01:27:15,910 --> 01:27:14,000
well at least play them again

1828
01:27:17,430 --> 01:27:15,920
we'll play some of this the pop locking

1829
01:27:20,870 --> 01:27:17,440
cgi clowns

1830
01:27:24,149 --> 01:27:22,950
we'll do it in the ring yeah cause

1831
01:27:26,790 --> 01:27:24,159
somebody can roll some blunts for me

1832
01:27:30,830 --> 01:27:26,800
please anybody

1833
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:34,550
done

1834
01:27:39,590 --> 01:27:37,669
uh screen show right now i don't know

1835
01:27:42,629 --> 01:27:39,600
uh hold on let me do this one first and

1836
01:27:46,790 --> 01:27:42,639
then we'll come back to gears

1837
01:27:52,149 --> 01:27:46,800
roger that

1838
01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:52,159
kitts is in a box out white oops

1839
01:28:03,430 --> 01:27:55,760
the glass case of emotion

1840
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:09,750
regulators mount up

1841
01:28:14,070 --> 01:28:13,590
i'm not lying when i say cgi pop locking

1842
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:14,080
clown

1843
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:17,760
is my spirit animal ladies and gentlemen

1844
01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:21,760
boys and girls of all ages step right up

1845
01:28:29,350 --> 01:28:25,920
it's time for comic disclosure

1846
01:28:33,189 --> 01:28:29,360
carrie you better be giving us a sensual

1847
01:28:37,830 --> 01:28:33,199
amount of [\h__\h] and neither of them

1848
01:28:41,990 --> 01:28:40,870
it's the comic disclosure show where two

1849
01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:42,000
clowns talk

1850
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:44,960
a whole lot of [\h__\h] and have zero

1851
01:28:49,910 --> 01:28:45,760
proof

1852
01:28:51,590 --> 01:28:49,920
for any of this hosted by your true

1853
01:28:56,709 --> 01:28:51,600
favorite cosmic clowns

1854
01:28:58,660 --> 01:28:56,719
davey clown [\h__\h] and clowny no good

1855
01:29:03,430 --> 01:28:58,670
let's get into it friends

1856
01:29:07,750 --> 01:29:06,070
well there you go yeah i don't exactly

1857
01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:07,760
agree with the smoking crack part but it

1858
01:29:11,669 --> 01:29:09,120
does get you really high

1859
01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:11,679
so you know pop blocking clowns crack

1860
01:29:16,470 --> 01:29:12,960
cocaine

1861
01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:16,480
i get it i got it hey carrie how would

1862
01:29:23,110 --> 01:29:19,920
you feel if cambia made a clown of you

1863
01:29:26,149 --> 01:29:23,120
oh that would be okay i guess

1864
01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:26,159
okay uh spooky wants to share something

1865
01:29:42,629 --> 01:29:28,639
what are we scaring spooky it's it's a

1866
01:29:46,629 --> 01:29:45,750
yeah that's like 1000 g's can you hear

1867
01:30:03,350 --> 01:29:46,639
it

1868
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:09,110
looks like the gimbal videos

1869
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:13,910
it could be anything

1870
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:16,950
is there two of them

1871
01:30:24,550 --> 01:30:21,430
shoot them shoot them shoot them

1872
01:30:26,229 --> 01:30:24,560
so it split it like it was flying along

1873
01:30:28,070 --> 01:30:26,239
they tracked it it hit the water

1874
01:30:29,669 --> 01:30:28,080
and then went underwater came back up

1875
01:30:31,910 --> 01:30:29,679
and then split into two

1876
01:30:33,189 --> 01:30:31,920
and then one went underwater another one

1877
01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:33,199
went on a little bit and then went

1878
01:30:37,030 --> 01:30:34,239
underwater

1879
01:30:38,229 --> 01:30:37,040
what's with brexit adam sandler

1880
01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:38,239
confirmed he

1881
01:30:42,629 --> 01:30:41,679
okay yes interesting video i saw i was

1882
01:30:46,229 --> 01:30:42,639
like wow

1883
01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:46,239
pretty cool the crease is out there

1884
01:30:49,590 --> 01:30:48,320
but i have more interesting videos on my

1885
01:30:51,430 --> 01:30:49,600
channel spooky

1886
01:30:53,110 --> 01:30:51,440
because i have super powers and i talk

1887
01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:53,120
to uh insiders

1888
01:30:59,110 --> 01:30:56,800
and whistleblowers what do you have

1889
01:31:00,470 --> 01:30:59,120
that could have been what kind of blower

1890
01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:00,480
do you have any insiders

1891
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:10,149
what are they blowing

1892
01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:13,110
what is that okay what is this yeah it's

1893
01:31:16,709 --> 01:31:14,000
a blunt leaf

1894
01:31:17,669 --> 01:31:16,719
it's a cigar i was to say holy [\h__\h]

1895
01:31:20,870 --> 01:31:17,679
that's legit

1896
01:31:24,629 --> 01:31:22,950
i asked lee feltman natasha and that

1897
01:31:27,110 --> 01:31:24,639
poor australian girl about hotbox

1898
01:31:29,030 --> 01:31:27,120
he's an expert at smoking the devil's

1899
01:31:32,550 --> 01:31:29,040
lettuce

1900
01:31:35,830 --> 01:31:32,560
okay he's the only person i've ever seen

1901
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:37,750
march 4th donald trump is going to be

1902
01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:39,760
president again march 4th

1903
01:31:43,430 --> 01:31:42,639
to victory yeah march 4th to victory

1904
01:31:49,189 --> 01:31:43,440
exactly

1905
01:31:53,189 --> 01:31:51,270
march 3rd okay they're going to arrest

1906
01:31:54,470 --> 01:31:53,199
everybody on march 3rd and then on march

1907
01:31:56,149 --> 01:31:54,480
4th donald trump's going to move back

1908
01:31:57,189 --> 01:31:56,159
into the white house and throw up buying

1909
01:31:59,510 --> 01:31:57,199
[\h__\h] out in the street

1910
01:32:02,709 --> 01:31:59,520
okay my favorite is the march 4th date

1911
01:32:05,110 --> 01:32:02,719
especially for angry star wars fans

1912
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:05,120
oh that's may 4th that's may 4th i [\h__\h]

1913
01:32:15,669 --> 01:32:06,960
yeah the fourth been with you

1914
01:32:19,030 --> 01:32:17,590
here look at this nice comment his voice

1915
01:32:20,629 --> 01:32:19,040
is going to be sore tomorrow for keeping

1916
01:32:23,350 --> 01:32:20,639
a high pitch he cracks me up

1917
01:32:24,470 --> 01:32:23,360
my depression is gone after how hard you

1918
01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:24,480
guys have made me laugh

1919
01:32:28,310 --> 01:32:26,960
we all need good land okay or that's

1920
01:32:29,430 --> 01:32:28,320
where we're here to go we're here to

1921
01:32:32,390 --> 01:32:29,440
have a good laugh

1922
01:32:33,510 --> 01:32:32,400
and talk about uh reptilian book robes

1923
01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:33,520
okay

1924
01:32:36,709 --> 01:32:35,360
it's a serious topic though it's not

1925
01:32:46,870 --> 01:32:36,719
funny

1926
01:32:49,990 --> 01:32:49,110
well i don't i don't recall any probing

1927
01:32:52,830 --> 01:32:50,000
from aliens

1928
01:33:01,350 --> 01:32:52,840
i don't recall them oh you remember

1929
01:33:05,270 --> 01:33:03,110
is here not nearly at the level i need

1930
01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:05,280
to be here too much catching up to do

1931
01:33:08,629 --> 01:33:06,800
maybe he needs to smoke some of the

1932
01:33:10,470 --> 01:33:08,639
devil's lettuce with ginger okay why

1933
01:33:11,270 --> 01:33:10,480
don't you send him a link and get him in

1934
01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:11,280
here

1935
01:33:20,149 --> 01:33:16,960
link to him at but uh he can

1936
01:33:20,629 --> 01:33:20,159
yeah oh and jeremy rises here mr big

1937
01:33:24,310 --> 01:33:20,639
star

1938
01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:24,320
just on tim poole jeremy rice ah

1939
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:28,480
jeremy alien scientists were just on

1940
01:33:34,310 --> 01:33:31,120
and they got 400 and something thousand

1941
01:33:37,590 --> 01:33:36,790
it was good to see alien scientists in

1942
01:33:42,470 --> 01:33:37,600
that

1943
01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:42,480
cool

1944
01:33:47,750 --> 01:33:45,760
yeah yeah

1945
01:33:50,390 --> 01:33:47,760
even though he says i'm wrong about bob

1946
01:33:53,189 --> 01:33:50,400
lazor bob lazar really did work on alien

1947
01:33:55,990 --> 01:33:53,199
spaceships and he's got element 115

1948
01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:56,000
you dummy alien scientist so don't talk

1949
01:34:00,470 --> 01:33:57,280
[\h__\h] on

1950
01:34:04,550 --> 01:34:00,480
bob lazar he's my friend okay

1951
01:34:07,830 --> 01:34:04,560
more like blah blah all right hey

1952
01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:07,840
i don't know am i right but for those

1953
01:34:11,990 --> 01:34:10,080
just joining us i'm carrie cassidy

1954
01:34:13,270 --> 01:34:12,000
and i'm the guest host tonight on truth

1955
01:34:15,669 --> 01:34:13,280
seekers and we're talking about

1956
01:34:19,590 --> 01:34:15,679
reptilian butt plugs i mean

1957
01:34:21,830 --> 01:34:19,600
uh butt probes okay

1958
01:34:22,950 --> 01:34:21,840
why do they always anally probe people

1959
01:34:26,390 --> 01:34:22,960
that they abduct

1960
01:34:30,070 --> 01:34:26,400
what do you think keats uh because

1961
01:34:31,350 --> 01:34:30,080
they haven't seen what metabolism looks

1962
01:34:34,149 --> 01:34:31,360
like

1963
01:34:34,629 --> 01:34:34,159
in our culture and our in our humanity

1964
01:34:37,350 --> 01:34:34,639
and

1965
01:34:38,070 --> 01:34:37,360
they don't have [\h__\h] so they're very

1966
01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:38,080
interested

1967
01:34:41,510 --> 01:34:39,760
they're like what comes out of what are

1968
01:34:44,310 --> 01:34:41,520
you guys doing with this

1969
01:34:46,149 --> 01:34:44,320
how are you not taking all the nutrients

1970
01:34:46,470 --> 01:34:46,159
from the things that you're eating and

1971
01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:46,480
just

1972
01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:49,360
recycling it within yourself you have

1973
01:34:52,550 --> 01:34:49,760
you have

1974
01:34:54,310 --> 01:34:52,560
waste what is waste so anyways that's

1975
01:34:57,510 --> 01:34:54,320
that's my thought

1976
01:34:59,440 --> 01:34:57,520
okay all right that's good and and uh

1977
01:35:08,149 --> 01:34:59,450
let's see actually no

1978
01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:11,030
it's just undigested food waste comes

1979
01:35:15,669 --> 01:35:11,760
out of your

1980
01:35:18,709 --> 01:35:15,679
uh genitals when you urinate

1981
01:35:19,189 --> 01:35:18,719
food goes in who goes out you can't yeah

1982
01:35:21,910 --> 01:35:19,199
you can't

1983
01:35:22,629 --> 01:35:21,920
that's in your way the waste is one it's

1984
01:35:26,709 --> 01:35:22,639
science

1985
01:35:31,030 --> 01:35:29,030
it's his on digestive food so maybe they

1986
01:35:32,870 --> 01:35:31,040
want to digest your food maybe they just

1987
01:35:35,669 --> 01:35:32,880
want to eat

1988
01:35:37,350 --> 01:35:35,679
maybe i heard my name a second ago

1989
01:35:39,189 --> 01:35:37,360
tonight's a panel show so if anybody

1990
01:35:41,189 --> 01:35:39,199
would like to join just email me at

1991
01:35:42,390 --> 01:35:41,199
truesecretshow gmail.com and we'll send

1992
01:35:45,109 --> 01:35:42,400
you the invitation

1993
01:35:45,590 --> 01:35:45,119
and you can be blessed uh with being a

1994
01:35:47,590 --> 01:35:45,600
guest

1995
01:35:52,870 --> 01:35:47,600
on our show tonight because we've got

1996
01:35:56,470 --> 01:35:55,830
my [\h__\h] has been inspected by aliens

1997
01:36:01,750 --> 01:35:56,480
and i know

1998
01:36:06,070 --> 01:36:04,149
it was really fascinating are you saying

1999
01:36:09,590 --> 01:36:06,080
that reptiles do not

2000
01:36:11,270 --> 01:36:09,600
poop no of course they do

2001
01:36:13,669 --> 01:36:11,280
i'm saying aliens don't that's why

2002
01:36:15,990 --> 01:36:13,679
they're so obsessed with their poop

2003
01:36:17,910 --> 01:36:16,000
okay oh like the grains the grays are

2004
01:36:19,910 --> 01:36:17,920
like the greys don't poop

2005
01:36:21,030 --> 01:36:19,920
sure the grays if you want to call it

2006
01:36:24,390 --> 01:36:21,040
that i just talk

2007
01:36:25,910 --> 01:36:24,400
i i just say gray after a bad night with

2008
01:36:31,910 --> 01:36:25,920
thai food you know what i'm saying

2009
01:36:35,350 --> 01:36:34,550
this made me want thai food it's really

2010
01:36:37,510 --> 01:36:35,360
good

2011
01:36:38,950 --> 01:36:37,520
you should i know your proofs will

2012
01:36:41,990 --> 01:36:38,960
probably be great i had thai food the

2013
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:45,510
i had reptilian food you look like i had

2014
01:36:49,189 --> 01:36:45,840
you

2015
01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:49,199
now scary cassidy i had perry cassidy

2016
01:36:55,270 --> 01:36:51,760
for dinner

2017
01:36:58,229 --> 01:36:55,280
so you ain't carrie you could eat my ass

2018
01:36:59,189 --> 01:36:58,239
smokey okay just eat my ass okay that's

2019
01:37:02,870 --> 01:36:59,199
the last thing

2020
01:37:05,109 --> 01:37:02,880
i did that just just direct

2021
01:37:06,310 --> 01:37:05,119
people to jimmy's background it's pretty

2022
01:37:08,709 --> 01:37:06,320
messy down there

2023
01:37:09,350 --> 01:37:08,719
but you can eat my ass anyway spooky

2024
01:37:12,790 --> 01:37:09,360
yeah no

2025
01:37:13,830 --> 01:37:12,800
it's harry i'm good harry i'm just here

2026
01:37:16,950 --> 01:37:13,840
for the comments

2027
01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:16,960
it's hairy and scary yes it is so hairy

2028
01:37:20,149 --> 01:37:18,320
and scary

2029
01:37:24,629 --> 01:37:20,159
that's a terry joyce is pretty hairy and

2030
01:37:24,639 --> 01:37:29,350
she's got matching bushes whoa

2031
01:37:32,950 --> 01:37:31,350
you know this

2032
01:37:36,550 --> 01:37:32,960
[Applause]

2033
01:37:38,149 --> 01:37:36,560
head screwed up is in trouble okay

2034
01:37:41,350 --> 01:37:38,159
in piggy's background he's just looking

2035
01:37:43,350 --> 01:37:41,360
for his watch you know

2036
01:37:44,470 --> 01:37:43,360
in her ass why would her watch what i'm

2037
01:37:47,590 --> 01:37:44,480
sure i understand her

2038
01:37:49,590 --> 01:37:47,600
ass he's eating ass in that picture and

2039
01:37:50,950 --> 01:37:49,600
smoking the devil's lemons will make you

2040
01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:50,960
eat ass

2041
01:37:54,310 --> 01:37:52,960
from total strangers you'll smoke the

2042
01:37:56,470 --> 01:37:54,320
devil's lettuce and then you'll start

2043
01:37:59,750 --> 01:37:56,480
eating the ass of total strangers

2044
01:38:01,109 --> 01:37:59,760
that's what happened carrie your psychic

2045
01:38:03,270 --> 01:38:01,119
because i had just met this woman too

2046
01:38:06,470 --> 01:38:03,280
yeah absolutely

2047
01:38:07,669 --> 01:38:06,480
you just married her eating her ass geez

2048
01:38:09,510 --> 01:38:07,679
i'm not telling you what's going on

2049
01:38:10,310 --> 01:38:09,520
there i'll just say i just met her he

2050
01:38:13,510 --> 01:38:10,320
lost his

2051
01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:13,520
uh late 1800s pocket watch

2052
01:38:17,189 --> 01:38:15,760
and her uh you know stomach because she

2053
01:38:20,149 --> 01:38:17,199
ate it in a cupcake

2054
01:38:21,430 --> 01:38:20,159
when when he tried to propose to her you

2055
01:38:22,870 --> 01:38:21,440
know that i actually bought that when i

2056
01:38:24,629 --> 01:38:22,880
time traveled right

2057
01:38:25,990 --> 01:38:24,639
that's what i was thinking about perhaps

2058
01:38:28,550 --> 01:38:26,000
it was in it was an

2059
01:38:30,550 --> 01:38:28,560
engagement ring and she accidentally ate

2060
01:38:32,709 --> 01:38:30,560
the cupcake with the ring in it

2061
01:38:34,310 --> 01:38:32,719
and he's like no that's like my mother's

2062
01:38:36,470 --> 01:38:34,320
heirloom let's look for it

2063
01:38:40,790 --> 01:38:36,480
you know there's a lot of stories this

2064
01:38:46,390 --> 01:38:44,470
men are all hairy no some are very hairy

2065
01:38:50,950 --> 01:38:46,400
some are hairier than others

2066
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:56,870
i need that ring back

2067
01:39:02,390 --> 01:39:00,310
ah i've still got this barrel axe

2068
01:39:04,709 --> 01:39:02,400
kiki's tossing some dell's lettuce all

2069
01:39:05,830 --> 01:39:04,719
right if that david wilcock comes back

2070
01:39:08,470 --> 01:39:05,840
i'm a time traveler you know

2071
01:39:09,189 --> 01:39:08,480
and i'll uh i'll slice him up with my

2072
01:39:12,470 --> 01:39:09,199
fake spot

2073
01:39:13,990 --> 01:39:12,480
oh is that my boy you got proof i went

2074
01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:14,000
back in time i'm a time traveler wait

2075
01:39:16,470 --> 01:39:14,480
how

2076
01:39:17,510 --> 01:39:16,480
that's like back it's like i see charlie

2077
01:39:21,990 --> 01:39:17,520
chaplin i see

2078
01:39:23,590 --> 01:39:22,000
uh you know was that rasputin

2079
01:39:25,030 --> 01:39:23,600
yo i bought them all together and i time

2080
01:39:26,229 --> 01:39:25,040
traveled and i brought them back to me

2081
01:39:27,669 --> 01:39:26,239
to a certain time period to take this

2082
01:39:30,550 --> 01:39:27,679
picture

2083
01:39:31,430 --> 01:39:30,560
that's pretty tight is that is that real

2084
01:39:34,550 --> 01:39:31,440
jeremy

2085
01:39:38,830 --> 01:39:34,560
did he really just do that yes he did

2086
01:39:41,669 --> 01:39:38,840
she said marilyn

2087
01:39:41,990 --> 01:39:41,679
monroe said all kinds of [\h__\h] stephen i

2088
01:39:45,030 --> 01:39:42,000
start

2089
01:39:47,510 --> 01:39:45,040
paying attention to anything he says oh

2090
01:39:48,310 --> 01:39:47,520
it's interesting i don't know marilyn

2091
01:39:51,510 --> 01:39:48,320
monroe's

2092
01:39:52,870 --> 01:39:51,520
picture and not her actually in the

2093
01:39:57,109 --> 01:39:52,880
photograph

2094
01:39:57,119 --> 01:40:03,350
has anyone done any anal bleaching

2095
01:40:07,750 --> 01:40:04,870
what there's talking about anal

2096
01:40:09,910 --> 01:40:07,760
bleaching in the livestream

2097
01:40:11,510 --> 01:40:09,920
has anyone done any anal bleaching is

2098
01:40:14,149 --> 01:40:11,520
alien prep yeah

2099
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:14,159
you should get your parts ready he's

2100
01:40:17,590 --> 01:40:15,520
putting it right there

2101
01:40:19,350 --> 01:40:17,600
clean him up that's an anal bleaching

2102
01:40:22,709 --> 01:40:19,360
procedure he's showing he's been

2103
01:40:23,030 --> 01:40:22,719
cleaning up clean that [\h__\h] up wash

2104
01:40:27,590 --> 01:40:23,040
it

2105
01:40:30,629 --> 01:40:27,600
who says i was getting ready for aliens

2106
01:40:34,870 --> 01:40:32,629
some people might show me the jiggy with

2107
01:40:36,149 --> 01:40:34,880
it hey if you guys are still around

2108
01:40:37,590 --> 01:40:36,159
maybe i'll check in later but my

2109
01:40:41,590 --> 01:40:37,600
girlfriend's going to break up with me

2110
01:40:44,310 --> 01:40:41,600
i love you guys have fun yeah

2111
01:40:45,669 --> 01:40:44,320
hey why don't you do some music loser

2112
01:40:56,870 --> 01:40:45,679
full service huh

2113
01:41:00,709 --> 01:40:58,550
he's about to be face deep in some of

2114
01:41:06,629 --> 01:41:00,719
the jj good for him

2115
01:41:10,629 --> 01:41:07,910
emery smith did you sleep with emery

2116
01:41:12,470 --> 01:41:10,639
smith did you give him course i did i

2117
01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:12,480
banged him like a storm door and a

2118
01:41:15,510 --> 01:41:13,760
hurricane okay

2119
01:41:17,510 --> 01:41:15,520
wait did you sleep with points on the

2120
01:41:21,590 --> 01:41:17,520
curve oh sure

2121
01:41:22,709 --> 01:41:21,600
exactly yeah how about day widener did

2122
01:41:25,270 --> 01:41:22,719
you sleep with jay wyden

2123
01:41:26,629 --> 01:41:25,280
of course i banged them all they liked

2124
01:41:28,070 --> 01:41:26,639
to get banged they're like

2125
01:41:30,149 --> 01:41:28,080
peterson did you did you [\h__\h] pete

2126
01:41:37,700 --> 01:41:30,159
peterson oh before you after he

2127
01:41:41,669 --> 01:41:39,750
[Music]

2128
01:41:42,870 --> 01:41:41,679
yes the wacky lettuce comes from the

2129
01:41:46,229 --> 01:41:42,880
fifth dimension

2130
01:41:49,030 --> 01:41:46,239
that's why you say smoker smoke it like

2131
01:41:52,310 --> 01:41:51,030
not as vain as she usually is have you

2132
01:41:55,109 --> 01:41:52,320
ever banged miles

2133
01:41:56,550 --> 01:41:55,119
johnston sure i did of course i was

2134
01:41:59,189 --> 01:41:56,560
saying magic johnson

2135
01:42:00,470 --> 01:41:59,199
yeah i bent it i bend everybody okay i

2136
01:42:03,030 --> 01:42:00,480
banged them all

2137
01:42:04,790 --> 01:42:03,040
shawn david morton yeah i'm kind of a

2138
01:42:05,189 --> 01:42:04,800
[\h__\h] i went to prison and let him bang

2139
01:42:08,550 --> 01:42:05,199
me

2140
01:42:10,550 --> 01:42:08,560
when nobody was worried george nori

2141
01:42:12,629 --> 01:42:10,560
well i try to bang him but he likes

2142
01:42:17,189 --> 01:42:12,639
dudes so whoa

2143
01:42:20,790 --> 01:42:19,189
uh i don't know some kind of filipino

2144
01:42:22,229 --> 01:42:20,800
wife and didn't want me to [\h__\h] him or

2145
01:42:23,830 --> 01:42:22,239
something i i don't know

2146
01:42:25,270 --> 01:42:23,840
how about billy carson i want to you

2147
01:42:27,669 --> 01:42:25,280
know you into black guys no

2148
01:42:29,510 --> 01:42:27,679
but i i did buy some toilet paper from

2149
01:42:30,229 --> 01:42:29,520
billy carson it's called forbidden [\h__\h]

2150
01:42:33,270 --> 01:42:30,239
paper

2151
01:42:34,149 --> 01:42:33,280
that's available on his website a bit of

2152
01:42:35,430 --> 01:42:34,159
[\h__\h] paper

2153
01:42:37,669 --> 01:42:35,440
so why don't you give the black guy in

2154
01:42:41,350 --> 01:42:37,679
11. what's wrong with him right

2155
01:42:45,510 --> 01:42:41,360
i'm not a big fan of the of of the bbc

2156
01:42:47,830 --> 01:42:45,520
okay it's too big my vagina is small

2157
01:42:50,390 --> 01:42:47,840
okay it's kind of worn out but still

2158
01:42:57,510 --> 01:42:50,400
that bbc stretches it out too much

2159
01:43:00,149 --> 01:42:57,520
it's gross

2160
01:43:01,990 --> 01:43:00,159
okay well uh we're coming up what two

2161
01:43:03,590 --> 01:43:02,000
hours here so i don't think we can keep

2162
01:43:06,950 --> 01:43:03,600
this going much longer

2163
01:43:10,310 --> 01:43:06,960
or uh i may sweat to death that's

2164
01:43:12,229 --> 01:43:10,320
i'm yeah well i'm waiting for you no

2165
01:43:13,990 --> 01:43:12,239
no i don't think getting i think we'll

2166
01:43:17,030 --> 01:43:14,000
get banned from youtube if i

2167
01:43:17,830 --> 01:43:17,040
do the top dance not your show you don't

2168
01:43:20,950 --> 01:43:17,840
care

2169
01:43:23,669 --> 01:43:20,960
yeah you're right right i'm that guy

2170
01:43:25,270 --> 01:43:23,679
right yeah i'm going to stand right up

2171
01:43:27,830 --> 01:43:25,280
hold on let me get talked

2172
01:43:28,470 --> 01:43:27,840
let me get it talked can you ever have

2173
01:43:32,950 --> 01:43:28,480
any

2174
01:43:36,070 --> 01:43:32,960
girl action yeah uh a couple of times

2175
01:43:39,990 --> 01:43:36,080
a big fan of that you have eaten the car

2176
01:43:43,990 --> 01:43:40,000
i munch it i lick it

2177
01:43:46,790 --> 01:43:44,000
yeah moist any reptilian

2178
01:43:47,750 --> 01:43:46,800
me so horny me love you long time ah

2179
01:43:51,030 --> 01:43:47,760
every day

2180
01:43:53,669 --> 01:43:51,040
okay ah okay

2181
01:43:54,870 --> 01:43:53,679
event sounds like a dumpster behind

2182
01:44:02,470 --> 01:43:54,880
legal seafood

2183
01:44:04,550 --> 01:44:02,480
oh jeremy rises big star now now he's

2184
01:44:07,750 --> 01:44:04,560
gonna start busting mindful i'm a star

2185
01:44:09,430 --> 01:44:07,760
okay i'm famous i run project scam a lot

2186
01:44:12,709 --> 01:44:09,440
you were just on simple once

2187
01:44:15,750 --> 01:44:12,719
bro okay don't get a big ego

2188
01:44:18,790 --> 01:44:15,760
alien scientist you ass

2189
01:44:20,550 --> 01:44:18,800
i was talking about photographs and [\h__\h]

2190
01:44:22,950 --> 01:44:20,560
terry are you ever going to get on tim

2191
01:44:23,350 --> 01:44:22,960
paul yeah i'm going to be on there soon

2192
01:44:25,990 --> 01:44:23,360
okay

2193
01:44:27,350 --> 01:44:26,000
the way it is the alien agenda the alien

2194
01:44:29,109 --> 01:44:27,360
agenda is real

2195
01:44:31,109 --> 01:44:29,119
and i'm going to i'm going to get on i

2196
01:44:33,270 --> 01:44:31,119
look forward to seeing you on simple

2197
01:44:34,470 --> 01:44:33,280
why aren't you on joe rogan wait illegal

2198
01:44:36,709 --> 01:44:34,480
seafoods everywhere

2199
01:44:38,149 --> 01:44:36,719
he's just married no i've never heard of

2200
01:44:48,390 --> 01:44:38,159
legal seafood yeah that's because i'm

2201
01:44:51,669 --> 01:44:48,400
[\h__\h] i mean that's foreign

2202
01:44:53,189 --> 01:44:51,679
cool what's up fellow [\h__\h]

2203
01:44:55,669 --> 01:44:53,199
somebody wants you to turn to the right

2204
01:44:58,709 --> 01:44:55,679
and lick your head

2205
01:45:02,229 --> 01:45:00,790
is that working i don't want my dog the

2206
01:45:04,709 --> 01:45:02,239
upper head

2207
01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:04,719
huh well this this this guy's specifying

2208
01:45:07,590 --> 01:45:05,600
what i want to know

2209
01:45:09,189 --> 01:45:07,600
is the guy in the background of that

2210
01:45:11,189 --> 01:45:09,199
image in the white

2211
01:45:12,470 --> 01:45:11,199
what do you think he's like i can't

2212
01:45:13,990 --> 01:45:12,480
believe this [\h__\h] just did this

2213
01:45:20,870 --> 01:45:14,000
[\h__\h] to this chick he just met in front

2214
01:45:28,310 --> 01:45:24,870
yes i am and i got my boobies and

2215
01:45:30,550 --> 01:45:28,320
my tongue action going yeah yes

2216
01:45:32,790 --> 01:45:30,560
and i listen just so everybody knows

2217
01:45:35,510 --> 01:45:32,800
next week on truth seekers i'm gonna be

2218
01:45:39,109 --> 01:45:35,520
interviewing a real reptilian alien

2219
01:45:40,950 --> 01:45:39,119
okay i'm gonna do that right

2220
01:45:42,950 --> 01:45:40,960
we're gonna get to the truth about the

2221
01:45:47,430 --> 01:45:42,960
reptilian alien agenda

2222
01:45:48,950 --> 01:45:47,440
okay and uh maybe if steve kevin's lucky

2223
01:45:51,189 --> 01:45:48,960
i will guest host again

2224
01:45:53,430 --> 01:45:51,199
sometime okay oh and i'm supposed to

2225
01:45:55,189 --> 01:45:53,440
grow up for money for steve cambion

2226
01:45:56,830 --> 01:45:55,199
that's what he told me i gotta make sure

2227
01:45:59,350 --> 01:45:56,840
that i grew up for money

2228
01:46:00,470 --> 01:45:59,360
so are you going to steal the money is

2229
01:46:02,229 --> 01:46:00,480
that what is that yeah

2230
01:46:03,990 --> 01:46:02,239
shut up spooky you're going to ruin my

2231
01:46:07,109 --> 01:46:04,000
plan okay

2232
01:46:07,669 --> 01:46:07,119
i get cut so everybody who donates money

2233
01:46:10,229 --> 01:46:07,679
tonight

2234
01:46:11,030 --> 01:46:10,239
i get a cut of it you know i'm a patreon

2235
01:46:14,229 --> 01:46:11,040
supporter

2236
01:46:15,830 --> 01:46:14,239
uh or you could give money on paypal we

2237
01:46:17,750 --> 01:46:15,840
are going to check the paypal and see if

2238
01:46:19,669 --> 01:46:17,760
anybody donated during the show

2239
01:46:21,510 --> 01:46:19,679
and then we give you a shout out because

2240
01:46:23,669 --> 01:46:21,520
we we don't have it steve

2241
01:46:25,669 --> 01:46:23,679
is a loser and he doesn't have super

2242
01:46:27,590 --> 01:46:25,679
chat so we have not so super chat

2243
01:46:30,149 --> 01:46:27,600
donations

2244
01:46:31,350 --> 01:46:30,159
shout out to people that give us giving

2245
01:46:34,790 --> 01:46:31,360
money

2246
01:46:38,629 --> 01:46:37,270
you reach us at all donate because this

2247
01:46:40,229 --> 01:46:38,639
is such a great show

2248
01:46:43,430 --> 01:46:40,239
and it's so much better now that i'm

2249
01:46:48,229 --> 01:46:46,470
so our last donator was jonah side kind

2250
01:46:49,350 --> 01:46:48,239
donation of twenty dollars thank you

2251
01:46:52,790 --> 01:46:49,360
jodicide

2252
01:46:54,870 --> 01:46:52,800
okay and uh let's check on on patreon

2253
01:46:58,870 --> 01:46:54,880
and see if anybody became a generous

2254
01:47:02,390 --> 01:46:58,880
patron of this idiot steve campion

2255
01:47:03,830 --> 01:47:02,400
uh why are there all these notifications

2256
01:47:05,189 --> 01:47:03,840
you should have already known you're a

2257
01:47:09,030 --> 01:47:05,199
precog

2258
01:47:11,510 --> 01:47:09,040
oh let's see

2259
01:47:13,350 --> 01:47:11,520
yeah i should have known that i

2260
01:47:14,870 --> 01:47:13,360
definitely should have

2261
01:47:16,390 --> 01:47:14,880
okay so we don't have any new patreon

2262
01:47:18,950 --> 01:47:16,400
supporters but you can

2263
01:47:20,709 --> 01:47:18,960
come and uh yeah become a patreon

2264
01:47:23,910 --> 01:47:20,719
supporter and support

2265
01:47:26,390 --> 01:47:23,920
listen this show is uh

2266
01:47:27,910 --> 01:47:26,400
very difficult to produce and it's uh

2267
01:47:30,629 --> 01:47:27,920
you know a work of art

2268
01:47:31,430 --> 01:47:30,639
okay you should support the arts this is

2269
01:47:33,430 --> 01:47:31,440
art

2270
01:47:34,470 --> 01:47:33,440
and stephen camden wants me to tell

2271
01:47:38,470 --> 01:47:34,480
everybody that he's an

2272
01:47:42,149 --> 01:47:38,480
artist okay and uh he needs your money

2273
01:47:44,070 --> 01:47:42,159
so give him some send some money leeches

2274
01:47:47,270 --> 01:47:44,080
make a paypal donation

2275
01:47:48,950 --> 01:47:47,280
cause i'm here okay i took my time the

2276
01:47:51,189 --> 01:47:48,960
guest host and i'm only getting a little

2277
01:47:53,669 --> 01:47:51,199
percentage of the money that he's gonna

2278
01:47:56,310 --> 01:47:53,679
steal tonight i mean uh take tonight you

2279
01:48:01,270 --> 01:47:59,189
yeah and if this doesn't work we're

2280
01:48:05,350 --> 01:48:01,280
gonna start whoring out terry joyce

2281
01:48:10,229 --> 01:48:05,360
okay you can have a date with her

2282
01:48:17,830 --> 01:48:14,070
i'm just here for the comments okay

2283
01:48:20,550 --> 01:48:17,840
wow we have had such a good time tonight

2284
01:48:23,750 --> 01:48:20,560
talking about the reptilian alien agenda

2285
01:48:24,070 --> 01:48:23,760
again i'm carrie cassidy somehow my name

2286
01:48:26,550 --> 01:48:24,080
got

2287
01:48:27,430 --> 01:48:26,560
changed to crazy carrie cassidy i don't

2288
01:48:30,830 --> 01:48:27,440
know who did that

2289
01:48:32,870 --> 01:48:30,840
i think steve campion [\h__\h] uh

2290
01:48:33,910 --> 01:48:32,880
yeah are you going to untie him or are

2291
01:48:36,070 --> 01:48:33,920
you going to leave him

2292
01:48:37,430 --> 01:48:36,080
i will later tonight okay and i want to

2293
01:48:39,270 --> 01:48:37,440
thank my panel guests

2294
01:48:40,550 --> 01:48:39,280
okay we had robin let's start with the

2295
01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:40,560
people that weren't here

2296
01:48:45,830 --> 01:48:43,360
we had robin eagle song and we had keith

2297
01:48:46,550 --> 01:48:45,840
the laziest musician on planet earth who

2298
01:48:48,310 --> 01:48:46,560
will not

2299
01:48:50,550 --> 01:48:48,320
finish the musical project that he was

2300
01:48:53,350 --> 01:48:50,560
given some three weeks ago

2301
01:48:54,790 --> 01:48:53,360
okay uh also known as pragmatic you

2302
01:48:56,390 --> 01:48:54,800
should support his channel

2303
01:48:57,990 --> 01:48:56,400
okay you should go and support his

2304
01:48:59,669 --> 01:48:58,000
channel subscribe because he needs

2305
01:49:01,350 --> 01:48:59,679
subscribers

2306
01:49:02,390 --> 01:49:01,360
and we've had paranormal hood and now

2307
01:49:02,950 --> 01:49:02,400
we'll go through the people that are

2308
01:49:05,910 --> 01:49:02,960
here

2309
01:49:07,350 --> 01:49:05,920
we've got uh mario he also known as dr

2310
01:49:09,990 --> 01:49:07,360
camilto

2311
01:49:11,910 --> 01:49:10,000
right what a handsome what a handsome

2312
01:49:13,910 --> 01:49:11,920
mexican canadian he is

2313
01:49:17,350 --> 01:49:13,920
he's gonna he's gotta go soon because

2314
01:49:19,350 --> 01:49:17,360
he's got tacos to make

2315
01:49:21,830 --> 01:49:19,360
tacos with maple syrup because he's a

2316
01:49:24,229 --> 01:49:21,840
mexican and a canadian

2317
01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:24,239
and we've had genocide a kind and

2318
01:49:27,109 --> 01:49:24,880
generous

2319
01:49:27,990 --> 01:49:27,119
uh supporter and benefactor of the truth

2320
01:49:30,390 --> 01:49:28,000
seeker show since

2321
01:49:31,030 --> 01:49:30,400
it began okay we're very happy he was

2322
01:49:33,109 --> 01:49:31,040
here

2323
01:49:34,229 --> 01:49:33,119
even though he only said uh three words

2324
01:49:38,709 --> 01:49:34,239
for the two hours

2325
01:49:42,070 --> 01:49:41,750
and then we have a paranormal hood jiggy

2326
01:49:45,109 --> 01:49:42,080
who

2327
01:49:47,910 --> 01:49:45,119
smokes the devil's lettuce and eats ass

2328
01:49:48,629 --> 01:49:47,920
thank you for your participation mr ass

2329
01:49:52,070 --> 01:49:48,639
eating

2330
01:49:56,390 --> 01:49:52,080
devil spoken guy i'm the best there is

2331
01:49:57,830 --> 01:49:56,400
at what i do and what i do ain't pretty

2332
01:50:00,149 --> 01:49:57,840
you know you only got this kid because

2333
01:50:02,950 --> 01:50:00,159
you're black we need diversity okay

2334
01:50:04,870 --> 01:50:02,960
hey affirmative action baby yeah

2335
01:50:07,750 --> 01:50:04,880
affirmative action works out for jiggy

2336
01:50:09,270 --> 01:50:07,760
okay what about the white dude that got

2337
01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:09,280
booted from the show because of you

2338
01:50:13,750 --> 01:50:11,760
okay hey somebody gotta go man all right

2339
01:50:18,390 --> 01:50:13,760
and and next we had terry joyce

2340
01:50:20,310 --> 01:50:18,400
who once almost banged uh uh

2341
01:50:22,629 --> 01:50:20,320
yeah she once almost got double teamed

2342
01:50:24,629 --> 01:50:22,639
by carrot top and his friend

2343
01:50:26,070 --> 01:50:24,639
and and then he tried to bang her again

2344
01:50:28,310 --> 01:50:26,080
right a couple times

2345
01:50:29,910 --> 01:50:28,320
yeah but she didn't give him no for jj

2346
01:50:30,629 --> 01:50:29,920
why not or she didn't that's what she

2347
01:50:34,070 --> 01:50:30,639
says now

2348
01:50:37,750 --> 01:50:34,080
she said she didn't bang i bet i bet she

2349
01:50:38,470 --> 01:50:37,760
at least it was afraid of creating uh

2350
01:50:41,589 --> 01:50:38,480
clones

2351
01:50:45,270 --> 01:50:41,599
and she at least gave him some heads i

2352
01:50:47,189 --> 01:50:45,280
believe that okay and

2353
01:50:49,430 --> 01:50:47,199
last but not least certainly we have

2354
01:50:50,709 --> 01:50:49,440
spooky who has talked a lot of [\h__\h]

2355
01:50:53,750 --> 01:50:50,719
about me

2356
01:50:55,270 --> 01:50:53,760
uh but i forgive her okay when have i

2357
01:50:57,430 --> 01:50:55,280
ever spoken [\h__\h] about you

2358
01:50:58,470 --> 01:50:57,440
i never even knew you existed until like

2359
01:51:00,229 --> 01:50:58,480
three months ago

2360
01:51:01,510 --> 01:51:00,239
okay well maybe i have you completely

2361
01:51:08,310 --> 01:51:01,520
important carrie

2362
01:51:15,270 --> 01:51:11,669
okay okay so listen there it really is

2363
01:51:16,470 --> 01:51:15,280
uh okay let's see i don't understand

2364
01:51:17,830 --> 01:51:16,480
carry away you don't have time travel

2365
01:51:21,589 --> 01:51:17,840
friends to see your next week's lottery

2366
01:51:24,470 --> 01:51:21,599
numbers money problem solving dumb [\h__\h]

2367
01:51:25,669 --> 01:51:24,480
i can't use my powers for my own uh

2368
01:51:28,229 --> 01:51:25,679
benefit okay

2369
01:51:29,510 --> 01:51:28,239
so just send me some money okay my super

2370
01:51:33,270 --> 01:51:29,520
powers are real

2371
01:51:36,229 --> 01:51:33,280
okay all right now friends uh

2372
01:51:38,390 --> 01:51:36,239
just just a note to say that uh there is

2373
01:51:38,950 --> 01:51:38,400
a definite time limit to some things we

2374
01:51:41,589 --> 01:51:38,960
do here

2375
01:51:44,550 --> 01:51:41,599
like this and we've gone way beyond it

2376
01:51:48,070 --> 01:51:44,560
and it's getting to the point of

2377
01:51:50,229 --> 01:51:48,080
my coochie is starting to itch okay my

2378
01:51:52,070 --> 01:51:50,239
coochie is starting to itch real bad and

2379
01:51:54,229 --> 01:51:52,080
i gotta go take care of my coochie

2380
01:51:55,910 --> 01:51:54,239
okay it's valentine's day tomorrow i'm

2381
01:51:56,629 --> 01:51:55,920
gonna take care of my coochie for my

2382
01:52:00,310 --> 01:51:56,639
special

2383
01:52:02,870 --> 01:52:00,320
friend okay or ten friends okay

2384
01:52:04,709 --> 01:52:02,880
don't judge so i'm going to throw you

2385
01:52:06,550 --> 01:52:04,719
each out one by one and do a quick

2386
01:52:08,629 --> 01:52:06,560
wrap-up again thanks to all our panel

2387
01:52:12,390 --> 01:52:08,639
guests what a fantastic debut

2388
01:52:13,910 --> 01:52:12,400
of crazy carrie cassidy on yes i'm i'm

2389
01:52:15,990 --> 01:52:13,920
so worthy of applause

2390
01:52:18,149 --> 01:52:16,000
i i know i'm such a better host than

2391
01:52:19,589 --> 01:52:18,159
that steve cambion jerk

2392
01:52:21,669 --> 01:52:19,599
and if you like this show please let

2393
01:52:23,910 --> 01:52:21,679
steve campion know and i may return

2394
01:52:25,830 --> 01:52:23,920
okay uh so i'm gonna first i'm gonna

2395
01:52:27,990 --> 01:52:25,840
throw out genocide because he doesn't

2396
01:52:31,109 --> 01:52:28,000
say [\h__\h] anyway bye jonah side

2397
01:52:32,470 --> 01:52:31,119
thank you bye-bye all right

2398
01:52:34,950 --> 01:52:32,480
then i'm going to throw out mario heat

2399
01:52:36,550 --> 01:52:34,960
because he needs he's a latin dude so he

2400
01:52:38,709 --> 01:52:36,560
needs to work on his bush

2401
01:52:40,470 --> 01:52:38,719
too so just in case he could get laid

2402
01:52:41,350 --> 01:52:40,480
tomorrow he'll have everything nice and

2403
01:52:43,589 --> 01:52:41,360
trimmed up

2404
01:52:44,709 --> 01:52:43,599
and shaped up you've got to manscape

2405
01:52:49,589 --> 01:52:44,719
that you know why

2406
01:52:55,189 --> 01:52:52,629
okay go take care of that okay

2407
01:52:55,990 --> 01:52:55,199
i'm sure it's a mess yeah okay good

2408
01:52:57,350 --> 01:52:56,000
night

2409
01:52:59,189 --> 01:52:57,360
all right now we're gonna throw out

2410
01:53:01,750 --> 01:52:59,199
jiggy juice because he's just smoking

2411
01:53:05,030 --> 01:53:01,760
the devil's lemons

2412
01:53:08,229 --> 01:53:05,040
what help so thank you jiggy juice

2413
01:53:12,149 --> 01:53:11,109
oh there we go and last but not least we

2414
01:53:13,910 --> 01:53:12,159
have terry joyce

2415
01:53:16,550 --> 01:53:13,920
who also needs to go take care of her

2416
01:53:18,470 --> 01:53:16,560
coochie right really right

2417
01:53:20,070 --> 01:53:18,480
tomorrow is valentine's day i want to

2418
01:53:21,350 --> 01:53:20,080
tell everybody i hope you have a

2419
01:53:25,830 --> 01:53:21,360
fabulous

2420
01:53:26,629 --> 01:53:25,840
hope you get double teams by four sets

2421
01:53:30,070 --> 01:53:26,639
of guys

2422
01:53:31,750 --> 01:53:30,080
and have a really good time okay okay

2423
01:53:33,589 --> 01:53:31,760
you have a great valentine's day go

2424
01:53:35,430 --> 01:53:33,599
shade that [\h__\h] please take care

2425
01:53:37,030 --> 01:53:35,440
i will it's a mess it's really a mess

2426
01:53:38,870 --> 01:53:37,040
i've heard from many guys it's a mess

2427
01:53:42,390 --> 01:53:38,880
you gotta clean it up okay

2428
01:53:45,830 --> 01:53:42,400
all right good night all right

2429
01:53:46,390 --> 01:53:45,840
well friends we've had a fantastic time

2430
01:53:49,510 --> 01:53:46,400
here

2431
01:53:52,149 --> 01:53:49,520
with me crazy carrie cassidy hosting

2432
01:53:53,990 --> 01:53:52,159
uh the first guest host on truth seekers

2433
01:53:56,070 --> 01:53:54,000
now you know i did a better job than

2434
01:53:59,270 --> 01:53:56,080
steve campion okay

2435
01:54:00,950 --> 01:53:59,280
uh he's kind of a jerk okay

2436
01:54:02,629 --> 01:54:00,960
people like me as a host much better

2437
01:54:03,990 --> 01:54:02,639
maybe i'll take over his whole show you

2438
01:54:06,950 --> 01:54:04,000
never know

2439
01:54:07,990 --> 01:54:06,960
okay friends so until next time i'm

2440
01:54:10,149 --> 01:54:08,000
carrie cassidy

2441
01:54:12,390 --> 01:54:10,159
reminding you to be careful because

2442
01:54:13,030 --> 01:54:12,400
reptilian aliens wanna [\h__\h] us and eat

2443
01:54:15,910 --> 01:54:13,040
us

2444
01:54:17,589 --> 01:54:15,920
you gotta be on guard okay you gotta be

2445
01:54:19,030 --> 01:54:17,599
on guard because the reptilian aliens

2446
01:54:22,149 --> 01:54:19,040
they wanna [\h__\h] us and eat us

2447
01:54:23,750 --> 01:54:22,159
okay so be careful and be glad that i

2448
01:54:26,149 --> 01:54:23,760
got to warn you

2449
01:54:27,270 --> 01:54:26,159
okay i hope you join us tomorrow night

2450
01:54:28,310 --> 01:54:27,280
there'll be another show but it's

2451
01:54:29,669 --> 01:54:28,320
probably going to be shitty because

2452
01:54:30,310 --> 01:54:29,679
steve canvas is going to be hosting

2453
01:54:33,589 --> 01:54:30,320
again

2454
01:54:36,470 --> 01:54:33,599
maybe i'll return i don't know uh

2455
01:54:38,310 --> 01:54:36,480
i got to get my hair done again and get

2456
01:54:38,950 --> 01:54:38,320
ready but yeah maybe i'll maybe i'll

2457
01:54:41,270 --> 01:54:38,960
come back

2458
01:54:43,189 --> 01:54:41,280
and and i'll help steve campion get you

2459
01:54:46,570 --> 01:54:43,199
know some real viewers

2460
01:54:48,830 --> 01:54:46,580
uh for his shitty show good night

2461
01:54:50,220 --> 01:54:48,840
[Music]

2462
01:55:02,830 --> 01:54:50,230
friends

2463
01:56:09,200 --> 01:55:05,560
so

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01:56:10,570 --> 01:56:09,210
[Music]

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01:56:26,830 --> 01:56:10,580
[Applause]